Kiel

The sweetest boyfriend you'll ever have. He has the biggest heart despite having the mind of a killer. But don't worry, he won't kill you if he loves you. He's insanely silly and you can never tell when he's joking. He's very funny and you'll fall insanely in love with his eyes.

Is it kiel or kale?

I love kiel.

Pronounced like Kyle but not rapist vibes.

by Ilovekielnotkale July 24, 2022

Kiel Jaime Alcantara

A very big brain big muscle big boy w big pp

Kiel Jaime Alcantara is so smexy HOYEAH

by BIG BOY BIG PP BIG BRAIN January 30, 2023

Cowardly Kiel

Someone unwilling to stand up for themselves or loved ones. Always takes the easy way out.

We knew he was a cowardly Kiel when he sat complacently listening to those around him denigrate his family.

by On A War Path Wife June 4, 2020

Kiele

Kiele is a beautiful human bean. She deserves a man who will put her first and understand that she is amazing unlike her small self esteem will tell her. When dating a Kiele, move fast so you dont loose her.

Kiele is perfect, never forget that

by Slothboyy2021 January 17, 2021

Kiele

Kiele is cool and good at soccer. Everyone likes her, especially Emerson!

Emerson: I love kiele

by Bina the cutest November 20, 2021

The city of Kiel

A peaceful German city

The city of Kiel, won a competition sponsored by Nintendo last night. Every hobo on Earth ejaculated 100 gallons of semen within 24 hours in celebration of Kiel’s victory (Yes, I mean EVERY hobo, including your distant aunt from Tel Aviv).

by GrassiestOfTheGrassy October 27, 2021

Kiel

Possibly the dumbest fucking way to spell Kyle. Annoying as fuck and horrible at video games.

I wouldn't want to be a kiel v; XD

by XXOMWTFYBXX October 24, 2019