Kiel

A name of a redneck white guy who is genetically probed to being unlikled. He is unable to talk to women and has a mass of appx 2 black holes (has never seen 2 black holes if u know what im sayin)

Kiel has no game (he smells funny)

by LukIamyourfather February 4, 2024

Cowardly Kiel

Someone unwilling to stand up for themselves or loved ones. Always takes the easy way out.

We knew he was a cowardly Kiel when he sat complacently listening to those around him denigrate his family.

by On A War Path Wife June 4, 2020

Kiel Jaime Alcantara

A very big brain big muscle big boy w big pp

Kiel Jaime Alcantara is so smexy HOYEAH

by BIG BOY BIG PP BIG BRAIN January 30, 2023

Kiele

Kiele is a beautiful human bean. She deserves a man who will put her first and understand that she is amazing unlike her small self esteem will tell her. When dating a Kiele, move fast so you dont loose her.

Kiele is perfect, never forget that

by Slothboyy2021 January 17, 2021

Kiel

a weirdo

Person 1: Oh look it's Kiel
Person 2: EW he's a weirdo

by A very sane person May 24, 2024

The city of Kiel

A peaceful German city

The city of Kiel, won a competition sponsored by Nintendo last night. Every hobo on Earth ejaculated 100 gallons of semen within 24 hours in celebration of Kiel’s victory (Yes, I mean EVERY hobo, including your distant aunt from Tel Aviv).

by GrassiestOfTheGrassy October 27, 2021

Kiel

Possibly the dumbest fucking way to spell Kyle. Annoying as fuck and horrible at video games.

I wouldn't want to be a kiel v; XD

by XXOMWTFYBXX October 24, 2019