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Kenny Hollis

Invented the writing style "Systematic Polar Realoism" while writing "The Hairless Ape" between the years of 1998 and 2005. Kenny Hollis is best known for is Political writing for "The HARF" and AUN Publishing in Denver, Colorado.

Kenny Hollis' most loyal fans have dubbed him the future of American writing and savior of Creative lit.

See also: Trueman Capote, Hunter S. Thompson, Gonzo, Wolfe.
Person 1: "That story made absolutely no sense to me."
Person 2: "I know."
Person 1: "You'd have to be Kenny Hollis to understand it."
by Bill Dotreve December 14, 2005
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kenny Ackerman

A really fucking sexy DILF even though he has no children. Still that man could hit it even with his greasy ass hair.
Levi: Nifa, have you heard about 'Kenny the ripper'?
Nifa: Oh that hot fuckin middle age man who raised your alien ass?
Levi: yeah...Kenny Ackerman
by ZhonglisPhatAss February 14, 2021
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Kenny McCormick

Character On South Park, a comedy central tv show. He wheres an orange parka that covers his entire face and muffles all his words, he never takes this parka off ever except for one quick second in the South Park Movie. Kenny is also very poor, his family has many welfair babies. Kenny is one of the four south park boys. In almost every episode up until the end of season five, Kenny dies, but then re-appears the next episode. In the 6th season of the tv show, he is dead for good, and its replaced by Butters. In the 7th season Kenny re-appears. Kenny is also the most perverted out of the four boys, he knows everything about sex and explains it to the boys, but ofcourse it is muffled. However the boys can understand kenny through his muffling coat, and they talk and interact with him. It is just harder for viewers like you and me to undertand him...
"Oh my god, they killed kenny!"-Kyle
"You Bastards!"-Stan

"mi mrlike merls werr b-ahhr mrr mree mri mrlike merls werr br-ahhrr mrittys"-Kenny (muffled)
by n, mcbar September 15, 2005
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Kenny

A true friend who will be there for you till the end. Sure sometimes there will be a fight between you and this person, but deep down inside this person truly does care for you. This is a person that will give you car rides home as well as any other favor for you (sexual, but not all the time). Towards the end of the day you will not be able to not think about this guy due to all the nice things he has done and the memories that will last a lifetime.
Yeah. I'd say he is a Kenny. He brings so much positivity in this world. I bet he likes Waffles
by Spanish Armada Loser March 28, 2016
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Kenny Disease

This disease is named after South Park character Kenny McCormick. Kenny suffered from this disease during the second episode of the third season of the show. The disease affects men of all ages, but especially those who are in the first stages of a relationship. The disease is caused by holding in flatulence. In a minor case of this disease, the victim may experience mild stomach pain and have powerful flatulence for hours after his girlfriend leaves. In an advanced case, such as Kenny's, it could lead to death by spontaneous combustion.
Guy (having just departed from his bedroom after spending the night with his new girlfriend) to his male friend: "Dude, I've got Kenny disease real bad."
(Followed by serious flatulence.)
by stratman42 September 21, 2009
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cornrow kenny

He was born with a vision
Dude cornrow kenny was born with a vision
by Hiiipower22 June 19, 2017
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Oh My God! They Killed Kenny!

A phrase often used by Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski on the animated TV show South Park. Used when friend Kenny is killed in every episode up to season 5 where he dies permanently. Until he comes back in Red Sleigh Down. The reason the creators no longer massacre Kenny is because they ran out of ideas and decided to just make him a major character. He still dies occasionaly like in "The List"
Stan:Oh My God! They Killed Kenny!
Kyle:You Bastards!

Kyle:Oh My God! They Killed Kenny!
Stan:You Bastards!

Stan:Oh My God! They Killed Kenny!,
oh wait, he's okay

Elf:Holy Crap we just killed that kid.
Stan:Yeah, whatever, what's the secret to corporations.

Stan:Oh My God! They Killed Kenny!
Cartman:Damn Straight.

Kyle:Oh My God! I Killed Kenny!
You Bastard.
by Some Bored ass Canadian Kid October 21, 2008
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