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Premature Keyjaculation

The act of accidentally hitting "The Big Key" while still in the passionate heat of typing a message, requiring a 2nd message in order to finish the job. (The Send key while texting, or Enter key while chatting)
Mr. Sheen: So I told my publicist that I just keep winning and winning, and he said

Mr. Estevez: Ya...so what did he say??

Mr. Estevez: Oh, come on bro!

Mr. Sheen: Hang on.... (sent while cutting and pasting)

Mr. Estevez: Geez, just forget it!

Mr. Sheen: Sorry dude, Premature Keyjaculation! I went to hit the quote key but hit the enter key instead...anyways, he said "Winning at what? Becoming the world's biggest asshole?" Can you believe that guy??

facebook: Your message was not sent because Mr. Estevez is offline.
by Tropical Daydreamer April 1, 2011
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keyjob

A bowel movement; a release of poop; gastric relief through defication
Oh, man, I just went keyjob and I feel so much better.
by Haarenbach May 24, 2008
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keyjack

Whenever one person is using a PC and another shoves or pushes them out of the way in order to take the computer from them.

Usually occurs between jealous siblings fighting over the same computer.
Person A: Man, I love surfing the internet.
Person B: Let me show you something.
*Person B shoves Person A out of chair.
Person A: Hey, quit keyjacking!
by Casey Sullivan July 29, 2007
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Keyjana

An unbelievably awesome person with a heart of gold and an incredible personality. Keyjanas are truly special because they can make even the worst days happy again, and they never fail to cheer people up with their kindness and their amazing sense of humour. They are remarkably intelligent and capable, and have the means to do whatever they want with their lives.
Person 1: Woah, who's that beautiful girl?
Person 2: Oh, that's Keyjana.
Person 1: She seems super awesome! I wanna be friends with her!
by catbluebunny November 23, 2021
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