If you read the word "kewl" instead of "cool," chances are you're actually in the wrong area. Unless it's here, like. AIM and cheapo irc channels are bad for your IQ level.

If you say kewl (seriously and not for some sad irony,) you probably also say "u," "r," "stpd" and stuff like that, and blame it on the fact you want to type faster. If you had a brain, which by this point most people will have worked out you haven't, you'd realise typing kewl is slower than typing cool and is also that you'd learn to type faster if you actually typed whole words.

It'd be nice if noobs would note not to say this word around people with a brain, because it works a little like passive smoking. :(
"lol dude u r kewl can i suki u"
"lol d00d! thats fkn kewl!! lol"
"stfu ur not kewl" (thank fuck for that)
by Techboy July 3, 2006
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The preppy's way of saying cool. Damn stupid fucks
OMG!! I saw the best shirt at AE yesterday! It is so kewl!
by al;dfjla;sjfd January 26, 2004
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A term used to describe (usually teens) those who play with fire or explosives without having any idea what they're doing.
Those damn kewls almost caught the woods on fire.
by Snake Plissken April 4, 2004
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(N.) a dumba** way of spelling "Cool" that pot-smoking, skateboarders use. You have to scrunch up your nose to say it, or else, you're saying it wrong.
-Hey dude, where's my car? -I don't know? Maybe aliens abducted it. -Man, wouldn't that be kewl. (insert Beavis & Butthead laugh here.)
by G-Union May 16, 2003
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Hey Boon, check out my new boxers!
They are so "kewl"
by Matt March 2, 2005
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A word that would ONLY be used by a dumbass teeny bopper. Shows that you're trying too hard to fit in.
Teeny Bopper: OMG lyke i was talkin on AOL the otha nyte and lyke it was totally kewl...

Me: Shut the hell up
by Senor Hola April 17, 2004
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dumb way of spelling cool....takes longer to type and looks kinda dumb really...
stupid person: hey did u see that fight at skewl?
smart person: ya
stupid person: it was kewl, huh?
smart person: no...it was COOL! Kool if u must but not flippen kewl!!!!!!
by aaaahhhhhhhhhh January 24, 2007
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