Kevinee

A fine sweet loving girl that every guy wants to call their wife and a comedic person to be with

Kevinee will end up with Malachi cause they're both awesome

by Mmng October 18, 2021

Kevonie

Kevonie s language is music. He is fluent in music, it’s his first language. He values intellectual conversation and only speaks things of value in all conversation. Kevonie is a trust worthy friend that can be trusted with every secret. He is ladies man, so please be careful not to get your heartbroken. The thing of most significance in his life is God, he is a devoted Christian. Kevonie is goofy, but not a lot of people will catch on to his jokes. They describe him as “too serious” or “non chalant” when truly they just dont understand his unique humor. But beware… he is kind of mean in his own way. Especially to his younger siblings!

Person 1: YO, who is that on the stage singing, HE IS SO GOOD!
Person 2: oh him? That’s Kevonie, he plays other instruments too. Super talented!

by Jadensius November 21, 2021

kevinize

to fuck with someone you shouldn't: underage girls, employees that are doing their job well Already, etc

"Did you hear about that 17 yr old that made out with the much older guy?"

"Yeah man. Bitch got Kevinized"

"Hey, can you do this extra task for me that's not really necessary but I'm under the impression is Essential to this getting done?"

"This guy is a kevinizing rampage today"

by Smergy Borfendorf November 13, 2013

The Religion Kevinism

Kevinism -

Kevinism is the religion of Lord Kevin . Early records of Kevinism go back to 0 B.C. One of the most important symbols of Kevinism is Kevinian Apostles. The religion is very common in the whole world. Followers of the religion are often baptised in a bathtub full of steaming Holy Kevin Water. The initiations of Kevinism is rumoured to be very violent.

The Religion Kevinism is one i follow with pride

by Kevinian Apostle Parky May 17, 2019

Kevinverhaaltje

Also know as "snotjeverhaaltje"
bullshitstory, a lie.

"Awm man, he said he was going to come"
"Yeah, I think it's just another snotjeverhaaltje"

by Kerwin February 22, 2005

kevinsexual

kaitlyn
men

i’m kevinsexual -shumai

by kkkkka November 23, 2022

The Kevining

When your day was going well before you met kevin.often a fat oaf who is often seen eating curry depressing everyone he talks to about his problems

My day was going brilliantly until the kevining

by Bigforeheadboy October 31, 2019