A move performed on suspects by law enforcement to determine if they are innocent or guilty. If the suspect taps out, they are proven guilty and must go to jail. The more evidence found against the suspect, the longer they have to have the move administered and the shorter the count.
All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a kertalaw
by Iaminc0gnito December 31, 2016
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C-Mack lives by the code 'Fuck, peace!', while Little Fuckin' Kev spends his days smokin' da reefer in the corner of various forms of public transport. Buses, trains, planes; you name it, he'll be smoking a reefer in the corner of it. And what of Ginger Joe I hear you ask? He had only this to say: "Yeah man, yeah man." Wise words from a wise man. These guys don't fuck about.
C-Mack lives by the code 'Fuck, peace!', while Little Fuckin' Kev spends his days smokin' da reefer in the corner of various forms of public transport. Buses, trains, planes; you name it, he'll be smoking a reefer in the corner of it. And what of Ginger Joe I hear you ask? He had only this to say: "Yeah man, yeah man." Wise words from a wise man. These guys don't fuck about.
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A summer game founded at the University of Wisconsin-Madison, similar to kickball except for the following:
A beer must remain in all participants hands at all times
A keg is placed at second base, and when a player reaches the keg, they must chug their remaining beer and refill it before another player reaches second base.
If the player does not chug/refill their beer in time, they must perform a keg stand as "punishment."
A beer must remain in all participants hands at all times
A keg is placed at second base, and when a player reaches the keg, they must chug their remaining beer and refill it before another player reaches second base.
If the player does not chug/refill their beer in time, they must perform a keg stand as "punishment."
"Dude! you wanna play kegball at Vilas Park today?"
"Yeah dude, just let me call some friends and we'll meet you there later!"
"Yeah dude, just let me call some friends and we'll meet you there later!"
by kegballer August 2, 2009
Get the kegball mug.Karbala is a city in Iraq. It was also the place of an important battle in Islamic history between Imam Hussain (the grandson of the Prophet Muhammad) and Yazid. Hussain had only 72 companions with him versus Yazid's thousands of trained warriors. In the aftermath, Hussain's army was slaughtered. Imam Hussain's sacrifice for justice and truth is looked upon and adored by many around the world. The event is held in high esteem among the Shia and is commemorated every year during Ashura.
Shia person: have you heard heard of the battle of karbala?
Sunni: no, i dont think i have..
Shia: wow..do i got a story for you
Sunni: no, i dont think i have..
Shia: wow..do i got a story for you
by straight chillin April 7, 2009
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After Jimmy took the bong rip, he entered a state of being kerblasted and lost all sense of reality. He woke up 5 hours later in a dumpster in New York City. He lives in Hawaii.
by Slimjakie October 26, 2016
Get the Kerblasted mug.Kerpal is a fictional character named in a famous prank call (often attributed to the Jerky boys).
The man in the prank call identifies himself as Kerpal and seems to be of ambiguous South Asian descent. A man known as Akhtar (the correct Pakistani name) answers the telephone. Kerpal then alleges that Akhtar's older daughter kicked his dog. After minutes of confusion it is revealed that the daughter knows nothing about kicking Kerpal's dog, let alone who Kerpal is. The call eventually degrades into a shouting match with Kerpal shouting obscenities to no-end.
At least three different Flash animations have been created to visualize this call. The simplest one, thought to be the original and generally most liked, was created by Adam Letalik and published by FlatPlanet.org in late 1999.
The man in the prank call identifies himself as Kerpal and seems to be of ambiguous South Asian descent. A man known as Akhtar (the correct Pakistani name) answers the telephone. Kerpal then alleges that Akhtar's older daughter kicked his dog. After minutes of confusion it is revealed that the daughter knows nothing about kicking Kerpal's dog, let alone who Kerpal is. The call eventually degrades into a shouting match with Kerpal shouting obscenities to no-end.
At least three different Flash animations have been created to visualize this call. The simplest one, thought to be the original and generally most liked, was created by Adam Letalik and published by FlatPlanet.org in late 1999.
by Obama is the shiz June 28, 2008
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by j August 12, 2004
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