kentucky shower

Skipping a shower or bath and covering your stink with perfume or cologne

The lazy mom opted for a Kentucky shower instead if washing her dirty body.

kentucky shower by Wordsmith2003 May 4, 2014

Kentucky Screwdriver 

A screwdriver made with orange juice and moonshine or Everclear instead of vodka.

Wanting to save money but not self-respect, Jumbo made himself a Kentucky screwdriver instead of reaching deeper into the liqueur cabinet.

Kentucky Screwdriver by Toomatch February 24, 2015

Kentucky Slimer 

1. (Noun) The act of two people in the shower, typically a man and a woman, who engage in a sudsy sexual experience. The woman will have soap dripping down her back and butt cheeks, and the male will use the soap as lube to slide his penis between the two cheeks until he cums on the woman's back. As the cum drips down between her butt cheeks, she lets out a momentous fart and the cum sprays back onto the man's body.

"Hey man, I was at this chicks house and got the biggest Kentucky Slimer of my life."

"So Chad came over last night and he Kentucky slimed me so hard I had to shower four times."

Kentucky Slimer by MackeralWave July 18, 2016

Kentucky String Cheese 

When two guys cum, push their penis heads together, then move backwards, making a string of cum.

Last night me and my boyfriend, Noah, decided to take things to another level and Kentucky string cheese with each other. The cum was long and got up to three feet.

Kentucky String Cheese by Jewlz&Woody March 6, 2020

Kentucky Splasher 

The Kentucky Splasher a.k.a. the "Baton Rouge Bidet" is a personal hygiene technique wherein an individual finishes a bowel movement and promptly reaches their hand through their legs into the toilet bowl and with a cupped hand, splashes water onto their asshole to spruce it up with a clean finish.

Austin had wings for dinner and promptly rushed to the restroom. Unbeknownst to him he was out of toilet paper. Luckily, he was able to perform the old Kentucky Splasher and felt as good as new.

Kentucky Splasher by PopeZig February 19, 2021

Kentucky Steamroller 

When one partner deficates on the other's chest and/or stomach and then proceeds to roll over their partner's chest and/or stomach.

Nick and I exchanged Kentucky steamrollers last night! I loved it so much, I went home shared this with my children.

Kentucky Steamroller by Flushy McPouponyeaux October 18, 2006

Kentucky Stir Fry 

When you ejaculate on a girl's lower back doggy style while chewing tobacco, spit tobacco in the ejaculation, then stir it with you finger.

Bro i pulled a Kentucky Stir Fry on my chick last night.

Kentucky Stir Fry by Ass To Mouth August 2, 2012