A character in SpongeBob SquarePants who prodices the best smooth jazz you have ever heard. Also has awesome hair
by Kelpygirl88 April 25, 2016
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Drinking a beer while taking a piss, providing the sensation of a single stream of liquid flowing through your digestive system.
Dude 1: Ima take a leak brah.
Dude 2: You wamme hold yr beer?
Dude 1: Nah brah ima kelp tape it.
Dude 2: I don't think we can be friends anymore.
Dude 2: You wamme hold yr beer?
Dude 1: Nah brah ima kelp tape it.
Dude 2: I don't think we can be friends anymore.
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Although some political parties believe that they are not targeted by this movement and are joining the protesters, in reality they are only protesting against themselves.
Although some political parties believe that they are not targeted by this movement and are joining the protesters, in reality they are only protesting against themselves.
by Kellon Ya3ne Kellon October 21, 2019
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by willem dafriend March 9, 2022
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Thugs: "Hey lets go beat up that guy over there!" Kempo Master: "SUPER KEMPO 2!!" Thugs: "AAAAAH" *pwned*
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