A beautiful African American girl who is crazy, weird and funny. She is wonderful, energetic, smart and helpful . Hella independent but loves her friends and would do anything for them. Hides her emotions often with a smile and fake laughs. Has a very active imagination and a sarcastic and smart mouth. Hella annoying but fierce and lovable with an unique personality.
by marchmallows814 June 1, 2017
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LMAO I R TEH KELGAY!!!
Whose that there?
Oh, those two are kelgar.
Really? I thought they were twins.
Whose that there?
Oh, those two are kelgar.
Really? I thought they were twins.
by bammcks November 8, 2007
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Get the keeman mug.Probably the most smart person in the world who is most certainly not a know it all, he is just surround by a bunch of ignorant idiotic fools who are too stupid to realize who's amazing presence they are in. He is not only extremely intelligent and far from ignorant, but he is also incredibly handsome, good looking, outstandingly SEXY, has a huge penis, has the potential to get all the ladies, is overwhelmingly talented, really strong and fit, and is so friendly, nice, and polite, that when people see him they say ooooohhh kelan, and ponder at his extremity of awesomeness. He's amazing and king of pizza. The evolved homosapien
Guy 1: Liam and Marcus combined are not half the man of kelan
Guy 2: i agree, who wouldn't, kelan is legendary
Guy 2: i agree, who wouldn't, kelan is legendary
by ELITEIRISHMAN July 19, 2014
Get the Kelan mug.A kelanie is a magical being of a human. She wears her confidence on her shoulders as she strides through this craziness we call life. Though her top may be heavy, her burden is light. She has faith that Mother Theresa would envy. Her hair shines like the gold that encapsulates her halo. The heart inside this wonderful heiress is one that contains compassion. The very fiber of her being is ruled by the knowledge that she can take on the world. Grab a drink ladies and gentlemen, lets toast to a Kelanie!
Guy: So you see that princess walkin across the street?
Another Guy: Oh ya dude, nobody could miss those humps.
Guy: She is a ten!
Another Guy: No, she is a Kelanie!
Another Guy: Oh ya dude, nobody could miss those humps.
Guy: She is a ten!
Another Guy: No, she is a Kelanie!
by WalkingGoddess101 September 11, 2010
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by Jeanpriest October 16, 2012
Get the Keliann mug.Last night i asked Dave who that old king of England was and he totally kalmaned when he said "oh right it was i don't give a fuck"
by Christopher Trout June 6, 2011
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