kellogging

The act of taking an epic yet blissful dump, which is composed of roughly 99% fibre as a result of gorging on special k.

kellogging... the solution to constipation and runny early morning post-coffee shits

by CAVECORE December 15, 2009

Kellogging

The act of eating cereal for every meal, used by poor college students especially.

"Ever since he got his student loan Stan's been kellogging."

by Connor Escamilla March 20, 2008

Kellogged

A person that claims they will meet you at the bar or help you move but never show up.

He was supposed to be here an hour ago; shit we have been Kellogged again!

by Spanky9er November 28, 2014

kellogging

The act of saying "GR-R-REAT" (like Tony the the tiger)

A: I just bombed my f-ing finals.
B: Thats gr-r-reat!
A: Dude. Stop kellogging me.

by CSB January 18, 2005

keylogger

(Keystroke logger) Hacking tool / Trojan horse used for stealing passwords or other confidential information. Logs keystrokes and may email the logs to the hacker.

Ph33r m3 I keylog j00r MSN account

by Aku Ankka July 28, 2004

Kelloggs Krunchy Nut

Also known as KK, Kelloggs Krunchy Nut is a wonderful and highly addictive cereal. It is a blend of cornflakes with nuts and honey added.

KK has highly awesumness qualities about it. Its main one is its principle of KKarma. KKarma is Kelloggs karma and the basic rule is that if you eat Kelloggs Krunchy, good things happen to you. If you dont eat Kelloggs Krunchy, bad things happen to you.

Many people also follow KKarma due to its pimping gifts that the eater receives after consuming it. Although these attributes will/could be horrificly reversed if KK is eaten in an unappropiate fashion or a meal is missed.

I eat Kelloggs Krunchy Nut 8 times a week
D ate his KK soggy, thats why he didnt get Nm

by Calman September 18, 2008

kellog's

when a fat wigger sings about cereal and everyone makes fun of him

scuoby a doo wop dee dop 2 scoops of raisins

by mctits March 28, 2003