He gets no bitches
by hehehe1234.5.7 May 17, 2023

That one celebrity or person that has a bad taste of music, and will totally hunt you down and steal your subway sandwich. Keiran doesn't care you are, he's lonely and normally just a child guy and wants to be friends. If you say something stupid, he'll swear like an Australian.
by ihatekeiran November 24, 2022

The most amazing person you will ever meet, he is tall and has brown hair, hes not skinny but hes not chubby either. He has a dirty mind but a sense of humour that can kill you. Will always protect what he loves best, and is really good in bed.
by LooneyLuna133 March 25, 2017

If your friends with a Keiran and she's a girl you betta keep her. Keiran is a tall, curvy, a lil bit on the chubby side, pretty girl. She's funny ,kind hearted, fierce, and lawd don't forget gorgeous. But best believe if you get on her bad side she will whoop yo ahh trust and believe. She also got a bad attitude and don't even think you'll win an argument with her. Keiran is also a HUGE crackhead and really don't give a fat rats butt what's going on as long as you don't press her you good. And last but most certanlly not least she is a big freak dirty minded as i don't know what nothing at all can top her freakiness. So, if you find a Keiran keep her close she will always be there for you to make you laugh smile and even cry if you piss her off but there is no place on earth that is better than a place with Keiran in it.
"Girllll i just met the most funniest girl on earth"
"Must be a Keiran"
"How you know!"
"Bro i just met a fine ahh girl thicc n everything"
"Her name Keiran?"
"Yes fam"
"Keep her"
"Must be a Keiran"
"How you know!"
"Bro i just met a fine ahh girl thicc n everything"
"Her name Keiran?"
"Yes fam"
"Keep her"
by thatgurlllll!!! February 19, 2025

Albane "hey babe, Wana do a Keiran Holmes tonight?"
Keiran "hell yeah babe. Then I can turn around and you can pop it in my bum"
Keiran "hell yeah babe. Then I can turn around and you can pop it in my bum"
by thejanitor7 September 11, 2020

thinks he’s a roadman but is really just a silly little boy threatening children with butter knives on the internet. biggest pussy. can be nice, but when it comes to fortnite. he can’t control his inner cunt
girl 1: my boyfriend was being such a twat today. he thinks he’s certi
girl 2: damn. is he turing into a KEIRAN HAMPTON
girl 1: a big KEIRAN HAMPTON
girl 2: damn. is he turing into a KEIRAN HAMPTON
girl 1: a big KEIRAN HAMPTON
by kkeiran January 12, 2020
