matt keener

A fantasy retard with no friends or life ... (did I mention he’s fat )🐳

Matt keener is a stupid fat fuck

by Not a fat fuck (unlike Matt) May 8, 2018

Keener

A party or get together where booze or gambling is frowned upon.

Dude, that party was a total Keener. If you’re planning on throwing a Keener, count me out!

by Cgland May 8, 2022

Thor Keener

Thor Keener is the main character from the 1999 movie "Dimpled Ballied".

Thor Keener has a younger brother, Trystan Keener. The main thing you should know about Thor Keener is that he has a skinny wiener. This is the joke of the movie.

At a sleepover, two friends are changing into their PJs

Ben Dover: Bro, why is your wiener so skinny?

Jake Diamond: Oh, I was just taking some inspiration from Thor Keener

by dimpledballz June 3, 2023

Keenered

When you recieve bad news via text message. Often done to avoid a conversation.cowardly

Lastnight I was going to meet a friend for some drinks. Then at the last minute I was keenered

by Phunkmaster P. October 28, 2009