Your such a keelan
by Death pigeon May 28, 2020
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Keelan, Many of the definitions here you will find (all the ones about girls) are everything that 'Keelan' wants or wants to happen, yet he will never acquire or never see happen. Keelan is mostly regarded as annoying, "Bitch-less", Life-long Virgin, "That guy that's just there/around", and unwanted.
by ThatGuyNamedKeelan January 15, 2023
Get the Keelan mug.Keelan is a 5 foot Irish man who has a gore fetish he acts gay but is actually straight, and he likes the smell of gasoline but enjoys the taste of blood. this man is a criminality hacker on Roblox as well. Also he is a psychopath who acts normal in public but loves killing secretly and kills animals for a relief of this anguish. WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP
by cock_gobblin42 April 9, 2023
Get the keelan mug.A fat podgy kid who probably is screaming at you when you kill him on any game whilst chamming down his 3rd breakfast of the day. He loves cock but won’t admit to it and has a fetish for pigs. Also is very stupid and is impossible to win an argument with because of his lack of intelligence and chromosomes.
P1 - Bro that kid is so scabby, how did he even kill me
P2 - Don’t even shake it bro he’s probably just a Keelan Fowler
P1 - Yeah your right he probably is
P2 - Don’t even shake it bro he’s probably just a Keelan Fowler
P1 - Yeah your right he probably is
by Jesus Ma Nibbas January 19, 2019
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Get the Keelan-size mug.a very sexy guy. all the ladies need him. not the best at archery but does have a dirt bike that is too small for him. usually has 2 brothers and a hot mother.
by philip McCrevis June 10, 2021
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