keelan nelson

a very sexy guy. all the ladies need him. not the best at archery but does have a dirt bike that is too small for him. usually has 2 brothers and a hot mother.

omg that guy is such a keelan nelson

by philip McCrevis June 10, 2021

Keelan Major

A college major completely self-defined by the student, to be completed in no less than ten years, and not to exceed the undergraduate level. Classes are to be completely free (paid for by university employment), and to be taken at irregular intervals. May include free overseas trips, a.k.a. "study abroad."

Keelan is still working on his Keelan Major

by abitbiz.com June 14, 2004

Dylan Keelan

Dylan’s a chill nice dude that could be funny at Times mostly cringey.
With a dick as short as my thumb
We all know claudia wants him
He’s a very loyal friend, do t betray him or brake his heart. He tried to see the best of people. He probably likes mayrim as Stefan says which is daddy af but that’s another definition.

Can we please take a minute to appreciate Dylan Keelan ‘s gorgeous dark blue eyes and cute freckles

by WhitnallMS July 1, 2018

Dirty keelan

To allow ones partner/friend/colleague to shit on your face and shit in your mouth whilst being finger in the bum by your grandma.

I need to spice up my life, going to see if I can get a dirty keelan.

by Seasonyourpasta September 2, 2021

Dirty Keelan

A dirty keelan is to allow ones partner/friend to shit in your mouth whilst being bummed by his/her grandad.

I need to spice things up a bit bro might see if he will try a dirty keelan.

by Seasonyourpasta September 2, 2021

Keelan

Keelan, Many of the definitions here you will find (all the ones about girls) are everything that 'Keelan' wants or wants to happen, yet he will never acquire or never see happen. Keelan is mostly regarded as annoying, "Bitch-less", Life-long Virgin, "That guy that's just there/around", and unwanted.

('Keelan' Isn't used in any sentences.)

by ThatGuyNamedKeelan January 15, 2023

Keelan McLaughlin

An Irish guy who is definitely under 5 foot 6. Loves gug and the word "poggers". Had his crush stolen by his best friend but can be funny at times. Thinks that suicide is always an option yet cant bring himself to do it. Calls himself straight yet he has an extremely soft (yet hard) spot for someone by the name of Frank.

That guy Is such a Keelan McLaughlin.

by yeehawpoggersgug April 26, 2024