Keek

v. An internet term synonymous with STFU with the connotation of the word n00b or nub at the end.

OMG! KEEK, you fecker!

by Nykkelpläjt December 22, 2005

keek-stane

Old Scottish word for crystal ball.

Who's going to win the match tonight, Jock?

I dinnae ken. I hain't goat e fuckin keek-stane ye fuckin Sasanach bastard ye.

by D B Cooper January 24, 2011

Keeks on Toast

A mild expression of joy, gleefulness and/or surprise.

Exmaple one:
Person 1: I wanna eat cake with you
Person 2: Keeks on Toast, really???!
Person 1: Yes, I do.

Example two:
Person 1: What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
Person 2: Keeks on Toast, that's funny!

by Spal September 24, 2006

keek dogg

A %100 Hawaiian .Born in Hilo Hawaii.Then raised in Newark California.Raised in the Old Side of Newark known around as the West End.Proud Father to a Beautiful Daughter and a Very Handsome Son.

My Daddy Made this Beat....KeeK DOGG!!!!

by keek dogg April 3, 2021

keek-a-doodle

the shit in your eyes when you wake up in the morning

Lou "Da Fish" picks at his hard, crusted keek-a-doodle for 10 minutes every morning.

by Kathryn Follo September 20, 2005

Keek

Someone who cannot drink out of a straw.

"She can't even drink out of a straw, she's a keek."

by bubby16 May 31, 2022

Keeking

The act of receiving a blow job whilst puking and shitting.

My God, he’s keeking in the bathroom!

by Sword saber 300 NDW 300_X tent June 24, 2024