K Bomb

Responding with a simple "K" usually over text or internet. This is not a pleasant reply, it usually is code for "Fuck you" or "You're really pissing me off" It gets your negative point across more effectively then not replying at all.

Dylan: "Sorry I liked everything on your Facebook wall, I thought you would find it funny."
Gabby: "K"
Dylan: "Ouch.. K Bomb."

by hipsterskum January 2, 2011

Kombat

To fight, usually by mortals. Oftenly misspelled with a "c", as in "Combat".

"Kano, Liu Kang, Rayden, Johnny Cage, Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Sonya, MORTAL KOMBAT!!!"

by Chrstos or Kristos February 20, 2009

Kombozzled

Showing intense feelings of anger.

Whilst using this word, the user is usually in an unpleasant mood or feeling distraught.

He slapped my cheesecake on the floor, I’m so kombozzled.

by Zaenyx August 6, 2018

Mortal Kombat

When you take a shit that is so devastating and foul that right before you flush you hear Shang Tsung say "Finish him!"

After eating those ghost pepper wings, I had Mortal Kombat in the shitter at work.

by deathfordough May 23, 2016

the mortal kombat

Besides being a kick ass fighting game mortal kombat also refers to a state of intoxication.

After a long night of drinking your head droops down and starts to bobble around. Much like in mortal kombat moments before the game says FINISH HIM. In which the person falls over and passes out.

Joe: Yo check at Rich lol, he's got the mortal kombat going. Should we finish him?

Kev: DAM RIGHT

ANNOUNCER: FINISH HIM
Rich finishes one more shot hits the ground and passes out.

by BECKDADDY62 February 12, 2010

Kermit Kombat

When someone picks a fight with Kermit the Frog. Taken from newgrounds.com. Under 18? Don't go there.

Dude: Hey Kermit you suck!
Kermit: Well, we should engage in KERMIT KOMBAT!!!!

by Fire King March 7, 2004

Mortal Kombat!

When you live in close accomadation with friends and you're having sex with a girl, before she is about to come, you shout "Mortal Kombat?" and your boys shout, "FINISH HER!!!"
through the walls.

Girl: Oh Baby, OH BABY!
Guy: Mortal Kombat!?
Room-Mates: FINISH HER!!

by speedmetal99 December 19, 2010