Karting

Karting is the best freakin sport EVER invented. THERE IS NOTHING BETTER IN THIS WORLD, AND IF YOU PROVE ME WRONG I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF BY EATING A REAL LOT OF ICECREAMS.

Its basically all about placing your fantastic, NOT FAT ass (a driver is a better version of a human BTW) in a funny little thing with the steering wheel, four tires, chassis nad something that some call "an engine".

So called "engines" are said to be capable of developing 34 HP and going as fast as 200 km PER FRIGGIN hour! There are of kozzzz weaker engines too, but no lames drive 'em, cos they still are like the fastest freakin things a human can drive.

So, Karting is a sport for real TUFF GUYS, or GREAT, FANTASTIC, TUFF BUT NOT BY AN APPEARANCE, SWEEEEEET, FREKIN KEWL GIRLS LIKE MYSELF, WHO BASICaLLY PWN EVERYBODYS ASSES.

If you ever meet a kart racer, dont evern try talkin to im/er, just bow and kiss their shoes SUCKER.

Kart Racer: fuck you fuckin idiots suckers, stupid lame fatasses, goddamn these dipsticks, go fuck yourselves hard freakin damned dickfaces.

Lamer #1: OMG, DID YOU HEAR THAT!? WAS IT GOD HIMSELF PRAISING US!?

Lamer #2: NO!!!!!!!!!! ITS BETTER!.... IT WAS THE.... KART RACER...........HERSELF!

Kart racer: Karting is kewl

by I PWN U September 9, 2006

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Kawinkeedink

A lucky chance occurrence, like when this new boy you have a crush on in the 6th grade emails you and asks you to go to a movie and signs off XOXO and you realize just then, he has a crush on you too. That's a kawinkeedink!
Commonly used by a female bookworm named Bethany.

OMG, that's the second time Alex passed by me today. I think.... he might like me!? What a kawinkeedink!!!

by S'ANK YU July 25, 2018

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Kaptinsmacka

A leader amongst his peers. Not afraid to take control and lead by his example. A gamer who holds the key to gamer knowledge for all noobs and subpar gamers. Typically an ornery fellow But also clever enough to make you enjoy being in his presence. Kaptinsmacka is a truth tellin, cool as a fan iconic gamer that loves trollin trolls.

Did you guys see how kaptinsmacka not only shut them mouthy kids up but also how carried his whole team.

I wish i could pulla kaptinsmacka right now because we're about to lose again.

by Webster art thou April 14, 2021

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meer-kattin

a very incovenient situation where your out and about with no public toilets anywhere and your in desperate need of a poo with no where to go. similar to turtle heading. except instead of the turtle head popping out. this is a meer-kat popping out.

2 people walking down the road together and suddenly..

person 1> ooo oooo i really need a poo!
person 2> well theres no toilets.
person 1> we'll have to find one i'm meer-kattin here, quick lets go!!

by tre29 January 11, 2008

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