A smokin' hot blonde.
Who loves to shop
And she is one HUGEE peice of Sexyy.
EVERYBODY LOVES A KARLON
Who loves to shop
And she is one HUGEE peice of Sexyy.
EVERYBODY LOVES A KARLON
"Karlon... Bitchh you FYNNE"
by Melissa Racette August 5, 2006
Get the Karlon mug.Karlos with a K is usually a 2 foot crusty midget. He hasn’t put lotion on his knees, hands or elbows since WW1 shit looks like his skin peeling off. He runs a brothel in Manila that all the boys go to. This mans really in Spain but the p is silent 😔😔😔. Mans bowl cut looks like a grade 2 drawing shit ugly as fuck. ngl Karlos with a K is a sexy beast.
Person 1: Eyyy bruh u need sum lotion your shit ashy as fuck. Your hair look like what happens when your hit ur arm on the keyboard, get this mans a haircut.
Person 2: My bad, I guess I’m pulling a Karlos with a K today.
Person 2: My bad, I guess I’m pulling a Karlos with a K today.
by Spain But The S Is Silent 😔 July 28, 2020
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A man that abuses tennis balls for a living, this man is as strong as an ox and uses his god given strength to wield a tennis racquet with such grace and unbridled power
And thereeeeee is rogerrrrrr federerrrrrr
#karlovic
#karlovic
by There is roger Federer April 23, 2018
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When a person or persons want to share faecal matter/turds/shit/poo with each other, stretching ones arsehole wide enough to be able to fire a shitpedo from one arse to another with minimal effort
When a person or persons want to share faecal matter/turds/shit/poo with each other, stretching ones arsehole wide enough to be able to fire a shitpedo from one arse to another with minimal effort
Hi there brad would you like to come over for a party with me and my friends. There will be an abundance of fun for all after the finger buffet and cocktails.
Brad, yes sure this sounds fun will I be getting the KARLKOZZI COMET fired into my stretched arsehole at high speed ohh I hope I don’t choke.
And I hope my leather cheerio will stretch wide enough for the brown phallus be be re-homed.
Wow what a party.
Brad, yes sure this sounds fun will I be getting the KARLKOZZI COMET fired into my stretched arsehole at high speed ohh I hope I don’t choke.
And I hope my leather cheerio will stretch wide enough for the brown phallus be be re-homed.
Wow what a party.
by MR-SIKERFRITZ December 24, 2022
Get the KARLKOZZI COMET mug.person 1: “oh my god its karlos!!” person 2: “he is the most cutie patootie person ever! (heart eyes)” person 3: “im in love!!”
by tenleesrealgf October 10, 2023
Get the karlos mug.Karlos is a nickname for Karl, which pisses off the spanish too because it is meant to be spelt "Carlos"
"Yo Yo Yo Karlos!!!!"
by overboard January 26, 2005
Get the Karlos mug.A limey cocksucker who can burn in hell and doesn't deserve to smell Bela Lugosi’s shit. But seriously Karloff’s great.
Karloff? Sidekick? FUCK YOU! Boris Karloff did not deserve to smell my shit! That limey cocksucker can rot in Hell for all I care.
by HulknurseSMASH December 12, 2009
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