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Facebook Karaoke

The act of posting song lyrics as your Facebook status update
John Smith POURRRRRRRR ME SOMETHIN TALL AND STRONG MAKE IT A HURRICANE BEFORE I GO INSANE. IT'S ONLY HALF PAST 10 BUT I DON'T CARE, IT'S 5:00 SOMEWHERE....

A little Facebook Karaoke for you.
by Five66T September 19, 2009
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hari-karaoke

Japanese word for "honourable death by dishonourable singing". Hari-karaoke is literally dying of shame by poorly performing a song during a bout of karaoke.
She commited hari-karaoke with her rendition of Michael Jackson's Beat It
by Ross 'Dex' Currie September 24, 2009
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karaoke slut

A person, guy or gal, who loves karaoke so much they will do it anywhere, any place, any time.
Wow, Suzie is singing karaoke here too? She really is a karaoke slut!!
by Kados March 6, 2008
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Karaoke Drive-by

When you're hitting it from behind, you grab her hair & bunch it up like a microphone, & scream ironic song lyrics in her ear. Then you run away like Axl Rose when he hears the ding of his burrito in the microwave.
Last night, I totally have my girlie a karaoke Drive-by, & I ran all the way to Mc Donald's.
by PunkRockGeek March 10, 2017
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fucking karaoke

Strategically placing the word "fuck" into karoake songs
Jeff singing-"I fucking need you now tonight. I fucking need you more than ever."

Joel-When you sang "I need you tonight", that wasn't good karaoke, that was good fucking karaoke.
by badkider June 14, 2010
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aggressive karaoke

When a karaoke singer directs the meaning of his / her chosen song at a member of the audience or person within their party. The lyrics are sung with raw emotion and the performance is often accessorized with fist clenches, forward lunges and stolen glances. Typical themes include unrequited love, a secret love affair and “I hate you”.
Heartbroken over the discovery of Cliff's infidelity, Vanessa took to aggressive karaoke singing Carrie Underwood’s "Before He Cheats" while making eye contact with Cliff the entire song.
by bartinkus November 11, 2011
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Karaoke Filibuster

Intentionally choosing an extraordinarily long song to perform at a Karaoke Club or during a Karaoke Party/Night as a means to block others from participating in said Karaoke.
That guy's performance of Meatloaf's "I would do anything for love" was a total karaoke filibuster.
by swag99 April 30, 2010
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