Ariel Kaplan

definition from allie monat: crimson, wind-kissed cheeks, effervescing laugh, intoxicating presence, brown hair, voluptuous with soft curls, and streaks of dark red sleek, mature silhouette of a woman. Her jeans hug her body in all the right places, and my allie monat's non-existent hips cower in her presence.



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I love Ariel Kaplan she's the most amazing person in the world!!

by Ben Joseph January 17, 2004

pulling a kaplan

The creation of too many puns in succession in an awkward grammatical format

I went hysterical after reciting so many puns then I realized I was pulling a kaplan.

by Bear kid June 22, 2015

Kaplan

When you get right to the point and say something very blunt, particularly in the realm of antifeminism, somebody who pulls alot of Kaplans might also use an inhaler.

"You're a stupid woman."

"Wow, you just pulled such a Kaplan! You should get in the kitchen."

by ybk October 28, 2009

Kaplammy

A word that can be used in any context to describe never ending happiness, anger, lust, etc.

Me: "I hate that kid"
You: "Kaplammy!"

Me: "I love you"
You: "Kaplammy"

Me: "I think I'm about to climax. Kaplammy!"

by cheeseisgoodandtasty June 11, 2009

kaplanitis

disease where u can not eat green vegetables. this does not include green beans, asparagus, and edamame.( doctors have not figured the reasoning out for these specific strands of food)

kaplanitis broccoli, spinach, lettuce, bruss sprouts. AKA The 3 worst foods ever.

by sreisk January 21, 2011

Kapllan

An all round amazing dad, son, brother, in general family member and friend. He has a great sense of humour, is often selfless-caring for others before himself, and will always have your back in everything you do even if he has things to sort out or do, smart, fun, caring, kind, stands for what he believes, is incredibly hard working- once he has an objective he will complete it, and would move heaven and earth to do something for someone he cares about amd an all round amazing guy and it is a privilege to know him. He stands for what he believes and what he thinks is right and would not let anyone force an opinion on him.

Person: I am so lucky to know a Kapllan

by Yatotobo April 15, 2023

kaplaskupla

A pirate frog that sails across the dead sea. They are very harmful to dogs and cats, their best friend is a frozen snake that has rusty dusty and a little bit of nose hair as its flag, it eats groundhogs and toe hair as its favourite dessert, but they HATE berries and apples

AGHH its a kaplaskupla

by Cappuccinoo July 24, 2023