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If this van's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'!

A popular phrase and bumper sticker from 1970s. It means that people are having sex in the van if it's rocking and they don't want you to come in.
Bumper Sticker: If this van's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'!
Van: *rocks back and forth*
Steve: I guess I shouldn't be knockin'.
by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020
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knock the beef out your taco

don't mess with me or ill knock the beef out your taco....
by willcee1 June 2, 2014
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Knocker ID

A persons distinct/unique knock that allows them to be identified before being seen or heard.

This allows the person to decide if they want to let the person in or pretend they're not in.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK......KNOCK....KNOCK..... KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK "whats that?!?" "Thats Matthew with the tens!" "how do you know?" "Duh! Knocker ID! N.O but you're stupid! "
by B247E June 25, 2010
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cop knock

When someone knocks so hard that you think it's the cops.
You scared the crap out of me! Why'd you have to cop knock? I was smoking weed man and I thought it was the cops and I totally freaked out.
by Turbo Werewolf March 15, 2005
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Kackensplatter

Someone who is incontinent and shits themselves silly. Kackensplatters often wear adult nappies that are useless, sometimes the explosive mass of turd expands up the nappy onto the back region.
“Keith, Mum has Kackensplatterd again, get your gloves on you have some clearing up to do….!”

Keith sat back to watch T.V. Suddenly a gurgling noise could be heard followed by that distinctive deep “whoosh” sound. Keith new straight away that Mum had Kackensplatterd. Confirmation was met with the overwhelming smell of fresh steaming shit caked on an old woman’s back.
by Bert Fegg October 28, 2007
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knocked the fuck out

When a person is so annoying that they get you really mad and the only way to stop them doing what they are doing is to give them a single powerful punch to the face which knocks them unconscious, they are now said to be "knocked the fuck out". This is only achieved if it is a single punch which knocks them unconscious.
"Brad was talking so I knocked him the fuck out!"
by PotatoChip May 23, 2003
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Kackbus

A man who abandons the girl or woman that he has impregnated, out of cowardice or selfishness. Kackbuses do not usually feel guilty for devastating the girl/woman because they delusionally believe themselves to be the victim. They either place most or complete blame on the woman/girl, ignoring their own fault.
Josh: It's not my fault, I didn't know there was hole in the condom! It's her child anyway, her responsibility. I never asked for it.
Lison: Dude, you left her to her fate and won't take any responsibility. You are being a horrible kackbus!
by Pattorn November 3, 2020
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