Flights are expensive and I'm sure gas to drive there is outrageous.
"Are we in Kansas yet? "
I wish visiting and seeing you was easier.
"Are we in Kansas yet? "
I wish visiting and seeing you was easier.
by Smooches July 20, 2012
The state that removed Evolution from the science textbooks.
In recent years has became infamous for having a pro-life group kill an obstetrician who performed abortions.
In recent years has became infamous for having a pro-life group kill an obstetrician who performed abortions.
Me: hey, did you hear about the pro-lifers in Kansas?
Friend: I know that tone, this is a set up for a joke.
Me: no, I swear. A bunch of pro-life psychos killed a doctor who performed abortions.
Friend: so much for being pro-life, huh?
Friend: I know that tone, this is a set up for a joke.
Me: no, I swear. A bunch of pro-life psychos killed a doctor who performed abortions.
Friend: so much for being pro-life, huh?
by Potterfreak82 January 20, 2011
Kansas is better than Missouri...
Kansas City.... need i say more
Home of one of the greatest rock bands ever?!?!?
Kansas City.... need i say more
Home of one of the greatest rock bands ever?!?!?
by Kawblocker May 25, 2008
Kansas is a mostly rural state in the middle of the country. It is flat, and people give it hell, but it can actually be a lovely drive. Kansas City is named after Kansas, but besides for some nice suburbs all the good stuff is actually located in Missouri. Western Kansas is full of inbred hicks and dumpy, dilapidated, cow-manure-smelling shit towns. Their politics are way the fuck backwards and they have lots of uneducated bible thumpers.
If you pass a gas station in Kansas, you may want to fill up because it will be a while before you see another.
by its4oclockandivegotnothingtodo February 08, 2013
by wings4me January 06, 2006
Kansas Comes from the expression of being flat. The state of Kansas itself is flat, therefore the expression means a girl that is flat.
by C² February 01, 2005
Located in the Midwest, Kansas holds many traditions and is home to many sports teams; college and professional. Most of the population lives in and around the main city, Kansas City. There are many suburbs outside of this urban center. Kansas is home to lots of agriculture and fantastic BBQ.
by deejpeach October 29, 2012