Kaleoholic is a person who has developed a disorder characterized by the dependence on the vegetable kale, repeated excessive use of kale and/or constantly discussing kale.
by Mark Jenney December 22, 2015
Get the kaleoholic mug.Kaleu's are always a big fan of children television shows, like Spongebob. They tend to seem a little rude at times, but they secretly care. They can also be kind of aggressive so do not get in their way, especially if you are annoying, expect to get punched. They tend to make fun of the people they love the most. Kaleu's are always into sports, particularly basketball. They also tend to be competitive and a little full of themselves. Though, unlike the rest of his friend group, a Kaleu will always be innocent. But all in all, Kaleu's are alright.
by baddest bicthes December 6, 2018
Get the Kaleu mug.One of the most kind hearted people you will ever meet. Very sweet and delicate so be careful when messing with them. Even tho they are sweet and delicate, they can sometimes be rude and unforgiving if you treat them the wrong way.
by pikai July 10, 2019
Get the Kaleha mug.If you know a Kalesha, just know that Kalesha is a dual influence: at times she can be extremely happy, expressive, full of fun, and good-natured; yet at other times she finds congenial association impossible, being controlled by self-pity, moods, and depression.
If she could express only the constructive qualities and restrain the negative qualities of your nature, she would always be good company.
These contrasting qualities make it difficult for people to understand her and can lead to friction in her personal life.
She is deep, philosophical, and refined, but her extremely sensitive nature causes her to become depressed over any real or imagined slight.
She feels and sense much more than she can fully understand, and could become psychic if she delved into the occult.
The problem then would be controllable thoughts, feelings, and reactions.
She finds it difficult to be patient, practical, and systematic, preferring to act impulsively as the spirit moves her.
If she could express only the constructive qualities and restrain the negative qualities of your nature, she would always be good company.
These contrasting qualities make it difficult for people to understand her and can lead to friction in her personal life.
She is deep, philosophical, and refined, but her extremely sensitive nature causes her to become depressed over any real or imagined slight.
She feels and sense much more than she can fully understand, and could become psychic if she delved into the occult.
The problem then would be controllable thoughts, feelings, and reactions.
She finds it difficult to be patient, practical, and systematic, preferring to act impulsively as the spirit moves her.
by ZxZ_infinity November 13, 2019
Get the Kalesha mug.Kaleah is the funniest person you will ever meet. She has the best ass on the planet. Each cheek is the size of your face. You may think she is on drugs but don't worry she's just that fucking weird! She'll buy you lots of presents and is always there to talk. She is short and full of sass.
Who's the girl with all that ass?
Oh that's kaleah I think she's on crack?
Nah don't worry that's just how she is.
Oh that's kaleah I think she's on crack?
Nah don't worry that's just how she is.
by Pisscelery69 November 29, 2021
Get the Kaleah mug.by Mike Ailey May 26, 2003
Get the Klauh Kalesh mug.A bitch that drives you crazy, she can be sweat but only to get friends, when sheis ur friend she will turn you into a "kaleah" (bitch).
by Ryan Seamonson November 24, 2011
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