A person who mindlessly adopts society's health, exercise, or diet trends, often blithely engaging in irrational consumer behaviors merely to conform to what social media or particular health club acquaintances claim to be effective for accomplishing fitness goals, but in reality reflecting nothing more than a douchebag who "yearns to belong" by proclaiming to be into "healthy living" (i.e., a kale-bag).
Idiot person on conformi-zombie diet: "I had a delicious and nutritious kale, quinoa, and goat cheese emu-egg omelette for breakfast!"
Reasonable person: "You are a frickin' kale-bag."
Person who baselessly claims to be a "runner": "My IT band injury escalated after that 5K; I'm going to be using the foam roller for the rest of the day!"
Actual runner: "You frickin' kale-bag."
Crossfit freak: "I did 50 squat-jump-burpee-lunges and 20 kettle bell jump-pullup-lifts, and then I went to Whole Foods to get a kale shake."
Person who uses brain: "Congratulations! You're a kale-bag!"
Reasonable person: "You are a frickin' kale-bag."
Person who baselessly claims to be a "runner": "My IT band injury escalated after that 5K; I'm going to be using the foam roller for the rest of the day!"
Actual runner: "You frickin' kale-bag."
Crossfit freak: "I did 50 squat-jump-burpee-lunges and 20 kettle bell jump-pullup-lifts, and then I went to Whole Foods to get a kale shake."
Person who uses brain: "Congratulations! You're a kale-bag!"
by Peachdog Jones December 13, 2013
Get the kale-bag mug.a beautiful person with deep dark brown eyes and hair. that person has an amazing personality and sometimes can be the best person on earth. she/he can be annoying but, you love them i love them everyone needs a kaleah in their. i just happy to have one right by my side.
by cutemaster2 August 2, 2014
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Kaileigh is a wonderful girl.she is a daymaker. Kaileigh has some thicc ass thighs and a good personality. She is the type of girl to be really shy but deep down is a hella freaky girl.She is a very good friend and is defiantly girlfriend material. She is an outgoing person and has a biggo ass. Kaileigh is always there for you when you need her.She can be really talkative and funny. she always wears something cute and always gets shy when she is by her crush or someone cute.She has a personality that makes everyone smile. She loves spending quality time with her friends & the one she loves.kaileigh is a pretty lit ass girl.Shes beautiful and is always down for an adventure. She has a great humor and is just a wonderful person.Kaileigh is usually in the popular side of the school and gets along with mainly anyone.But dont get to clingy,she will fight a bitch if she has too.Besides being on her bad side ,She is very nice and just a gourges girl in general. If she is your friend your a lucky person.
by Bitchniggas12220 October 18, 2018
Get the Kaileigh mug.Kalea is a beautiful, smart funny, and insane girl. She is the kind of girl that everyone wants to be around, except for the haters. Kalea always has a boyfriend, and is an eye-catcher. Those boys are honored to have Kalea. While Kalea is very funny, she is also insane. She is kind of evil, but also very kind. See? Weird. Also, no one should mess with Kalea, because she is very fierce. There are many mysteries about Kalea. Maybe you might meet one in you life!
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Boy 2: Uummm. No. I am already dating her.
Boy 1: Dang it.
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Boy 4: Dang it.
Boy 5: Dang it.
Boy 6: Dang it.
Boy 7: Dang it.
Boy 8: Dang it.
Boy 9: Dang it.
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by anaandbh June 1, 2018
Get the Kalea mug.Kalea a girl who is very sporty very pretty and beautiful. She is smart and very brave. She is loved by every one especially boys. Kalea is a person who is amazing in language arts but not very good at math. She is a girl who is very popular and funny.
by HATER1315 June 18, 2016
Get the Kalea mug.A girl who is utterly perfect. Possesses an amazingly beautiful voice. Her face is undeniably marvelous. She can truly be defined as the epitome of perfection.
Example 1:
Guy: I wish I could get someone like a Kaeleigh but she's too good for me
Example 2:
Dude: Do you hear that beautiful singing?!
Dude 2: Yeah that's Kaeleigh!
Guy: I wish I could get someone like a Kaeleigh but she's too good for me
Example 2:
Dude: Do you hear that beautiful singing?!
Dude 2: Yeah that's Kaeleigh!
by If0n1ySh3Kn3w May 30, 2013
Get the Kaeleigh mug.Actual Meaning: He to whom GOD has Talked.
In URDU (WOH JIS SAY ALLAH NAY KALAM KIYA)
Wrong Meaning: He who talk to GOD
In URDU (WOH JO ALLLAH SAY KALAM KERTA HAI)
In URDU (WOH JIS SAY ALLAH NAY KALAM KIYA)
Wrong Meaning: He who talk to GOD
In URDU (WOH JO ALLLAH SAY KALAM KERTA HAI)
by lukyboy September 27, 2012
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