mario karting

while having sex with your partner, you play mario kart and try to come first in game without coming first in real life.

i went mario karting with my girlfriend last night and she blasted my ass in rainbow road while i blasted her ass with my dick.

by deekayzero November 18, 2018

Kahti

A slang term for a person with a bobble nose and no job.
Can usually be found in his room playing guitar.

Craig: is Kahti coming out toinight?
Mike: no

by inspector muncher December 29, 2009

Kahin

THE FUNNIEST GUY YOU WELL EVER MEET.

HE IS A SAVAGE.

HE IS NOT A BATTY MAN. LOOKS LIKE A STRAWBERRY STILL

kahin is funny fam

by HEE HEE kahin April 20, 2020

Karting

Karting is the best freakin sport EVER invented. THERE IS NOTHING BETTER IN THIS WORLD, AND IF YOU PROVE ME WRONG I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF BY EATING A REAL LOT OF ICECREAMS.

Its basically all about placing your fantastic, NOT FAT ass (a driver is a better version of a human BTW) in a funny little thing with the steering wheel, four tires, chassis nad something that some call "an engine".

So called "engines" are said to be capable of developing 34 HP and going as fast as 200 km PER FRIGGIN hour! There are of kozzzz weaker engines too, but no lames drive 'em, cos they still are like the fastest freakin things a human can drive.

So, Karting is a sport for real TUFF GUYS, or GREAT, FANTASTIC, TUFF BUT NOT BY AN APPEARANCE, SWEEEEEET, FREKIN KEWL GIRLS LIKE MYSELF, WHO BASICaLLY PWN EVERYBODYS ASSES.

If you ever meet a kart racer, dont evern try talkin to im/er, just bow and kiss their shoes SUCKER.

Kart Racer: fuck you fuckin idiots suckers, stupid lame fatasses, goddamn these dipsticks, go fuck yourselves hard freakin damned dickfaces.

Lamer #1: OMG, DID YOU HEAR THAT!? WAS IT GOD HIMSELF PRAISING US!?

Lamer #2: NO!!!!!!!!!! ITS BETTER!.... IT WAS THE.... KART RACER...........HERSELF!

Kart racer: Karting is kewl

by I PWN U September 9, 2006

Kahrin

The sweetest girl you will ever meet. She is fun, loving, and super loyal. If you have a Kahrin in your life you are super lucky. She will stick with you through the good and the bad. She is beautiful. She dosen't let her emotions out a lot. She keeps everyone happy!

"Wow, Kahrin is the sweetest girl ever!"
"I want to ask out Kahrin"

by Snowpixel October 6, 2019

Kaptinsmacka

A leader amongst his peers. Not afraid to take control and lead by his example. A gamer who holds the key to gamer knowledge for all noobs and subpar gamers. Typically an ornery fellow But also clever enough to make you enjoy being in his presence. Kaptinsmacka is a truth tellin, cool as a fan iconic gamer that loves trollin trolls.

Did you guys see how kaptinsmacka not only shut them mouthy kids up but also how carried his whole team.

I wish i could pulla kaptinsmacka right now because we're about to lose again.

by Webster art thou April 14, 2021

Kahlin

Kahlin is one of the kindest people you will ever meet. His smile can light up a whole room but it's most effective when it's pointed directly at you. Autocorrect will always struggle with his name, but he's totally worth it. He will make you a better person. He acts on his values in a way that will inspire others. Never one to give up cause. He is always looking for ways to make himself and the world a better place. His kindness knows no bounds. He's there for the people he loves come hell or high water. He is modest and shy, but don't let that fool you. If Kahlin comes into your life, you are very lucky.

Kahlin it's the sweetest person I've ever met.

by Kpow3020 May 22, 2021