Kaeya Alberich

Hottest man alive truly, with his piercing blue eyes (well actually one lol) and his irresistible charm , he can sure make u fall hard for him , seriously if u say u don't like him I'll just assume u want attention

But in all seriousness tho he's a free 4star(deserved better) genshin impact character

Random person: is Kaeya Alberich your brother?
Diluc: unfortunately.

by 慧賭 May 31, 2021

kaeya

kaeya

kaeya

by v𝙤 November 12, 2022

kaeyasbigtits69

amazing person, kaeyas wife/husband/lover (very true)

"kaeyasbigtits69 killed timmie's birds"
"i saw kaeyasbigtits69 chasing kaeya asking for marriage"

by Your mom’s wife June 25, 2021

Kayaan

Kayaan is an amazing person, he has a heart bigger than the world and a brain that will one day lead the world to success. He is a people person, he is one of the chattiest people in the world, he makes great conversation. Kayaan is also an ideas man, he comes up with the most outrageously awesome ideas. He is someone that you can always rely on to plaster a smile across your face. He's the type of person that others are naturally attracted to, he is a magnet for people. He makes you happy and has the most contagious smile on earth. He has good values and is just a friggin' good person. Apart from his amazing personality, he gets unreal grades in school, is a tech whizz and can get his computer to do absolutely anything. He is a teacher, not as in profession, but as in he teaches you how to be a good person and teaches you to be true to your self and be resilient no matter what. Kayaan is Kayaan. He is perfect. He's himself and thats a mighty good thing.

"jeez I love him, he's such a Kayaan"

by lilsamiboi November 30, 2020

kaeyastitties

Kaeyastitties is a tiktok user who continuallys carries genshintiktok who has questionable content

“You don’t follow Kaeyastitties on tiktok? Wtf get out of my face weirdo”

by negro_albedo March 17, 2021

Kaeya

the sexiest mf in the universe like holy shit i just want him to #### ### ### ### #### ###### ## ## ### #### ## ###### ### ###. # #### # ### # #### ## ## ##### #### ## ##### # ### #### ### ##### ### ## ##### #### ## # #### ### ## UGHHHHH

person a: yo kaeya is so hot
person b: ong yeah i agree dont you wish he would just #########################################################
person a: ...ayo..

by planetmarsssss February 1, 2022

A REAL Kaeya Simp

In general, Kaeya simps are people who really love Kaeya, a male character from Genshin Impact. Many people say Kaeya simps only want to fuck Kaeya because he is hot and have a lot of NSFW images of him. While that may be true, that is not the only thing that REAL Kaeya simps have in common. Real Kaeya simps know Kaeya's backstory by heart and always stay up to date in case of new lore drops about him. They sympathize with Kaeya and really want him to reconcile with Diluc so that they can talk like how they used to talk before the "big incident". Before fucking Kaeya, Kaeya simps really want to hug him or see him genuinely smile after many years of sadness and depression. They want to see Kaeya actually Happy.

Person 1: Is that the Kaeya Simp?
Person 2: No, that's a REAL Kaeya Simp.

by do_not_disturb November 8, 2022