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Kafkaesque

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Comes from the author Franz Kafka, and refers to the style with which he wrote his books (which in his dying wish asked for to be burned).

Basically it describes a nightmarish situation which most people can somehow relate to, although strongly surreal. With an ethereal, "evil", omnipotent power floating just beyond the senses.
You go to the city to see the law. Upon arrival outside the building, there is a guard who says "You may not pass without permission", you notice that the door is open, but it closed enough for you to not see anything (the law).

You point out that you can easily go into the building, and the guard agrees. Rather than be disagreeable, however, you decide to wait until you have permission.

You wait for many years, and when you're an old, shriveled wreck, you get yourself to ask:

"During all the years I've waited here, no-one else has tried to pass in to see the law, why is this?",
and the guard answers:

"It is true that no-one else has passed here, that is because this door was always meant solely for you, but now, it is closed forever".

He then procceeds to close the door and calmly walk away.

This is in fact, one of his short stories, and is very typical to his style, i.e. kafkaesque.
by LinuX February 12, 2006
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kakabakasmaka

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Let's start with the first 4 characters 'kaka', in French kaka means poo. Then we have the next 4 characters which are 'baka', baka can be interpreted as the word back meaning coming back from a certain location. Finally we have 'smaka', here we can interpret it as smak which to according to the oxford dictionary, is the action of gently caressing ones lips with their own.
'kakabakasmaka' fell off of the mountain because he is a noob
by Tristan#8080 October 20, 2021
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kakaboy

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Someone who is still wearing diapers when starting Kindergarten.
Mom, I don't want to play patty cakes with the kid down the street his hands are always dirty and he's a kakaboy.
by Ranchgirls November 19, 2020
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Kafka-esque-esque

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(of words) Overused to the point of meaninglessness, especially if by pseudo-intellectuals.
Pam: Sex with you is really a Kafka-esque experience.
Alvy: Oh. Thank you.
Pam: I mean that as a compliment.

(In this example, from Woody Allen's "Annie Hall", Pam's use of "Kafka-esque" is VERY Kafka-esque-esque.)
by Swirly Kiwi Cymbal August 23, 2011
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KakaAnko

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The shorthand of a popular pairing in Naruto between the highly popular character Hatake Kakashi and the fairly unknown character Mitarashi Anko. It is the most popular heterosexual pairing for Kakashi and the second most popular for Anko besides the repulsive OrochiAnko.
KakaAnko is the best pairing for Kakashi in the whole series!
by xXAngelOfMidnightXx June 12, 2011
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Kaćasexual

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Kaćasexual means being attracted to Katarina Nikolić to the point where u define it as your sexuality. That can also mean ur attracted to boobs as well.
-What’s your sexuality

-I’m kaćasexual that means I’m attracted only to Katarina Nikolić she is so hot.
by Iva gas March 27, 2021
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Kackboon

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It originates from the legendary World of Warcraft South Park episode, its german version, to be precise.
"Kack" is a German synonym for shit and "boon" describes an incredibly bad noob.
Kackboon, therefore, is a terminology used to insult the worst types of gamers, the one's that are so retarded they shouldn't be allowed to buy a Playstation.
My teammate just fell off the map. He is such a fucking retarded kackboon.
by Nik is a kackboon December 9, 2021
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