by I, Wreckerrr April 16, 2021
Get the Jumping jackass mug.The act of going into other peoples yard/property to go jump into their pool without their permission or them knowing to just swim or get wet on a really hot day.
David: Hey lets go pool jumping.
Pedro: Ight I'm down, but we gotta go pick up Jose cuz he knows where all the best pools are at.
Pedro: Ight I'm down, but we gotta go pick up Jose cuz he knows where all the best pools are at.
by pOOljUmpErz June 19, 2011
Get the pool jumping mug.Yo dude, I was flying this plane yesterday until at 30,000 ft, this douchebag pissed all over my Michael Strahan poster, so I had to grab two beers and jump.
by nosoyloco10 November 29, 2010
Get the Grab two beers and jump mug.The non-religious equivalent of a Bible Thumper. One who must consult the "all mighty" Shonen Jump before deciding on whether or not they like a series. Approach with caution, those who do not also worship the Shonen Jump will be preached to until their minds implode.
Not all narutards are Shonen Jumpers, but all Shonen Jumpers are narutards.
Not all narutards are Shonen Jumpers, but all Shonen Jumpers are narutards.
"I was at Borders today and a Shonen Jumper was salivating all over the 'b' manga section. Thank goodness Battle Royale is shrink-wrapped."
by Linalin January 24, 2009
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While engaged in coitus with a significant other
The act of applying a taser to the glutes (or any other significant muscle group) to stimulate the tightening of vaginal (or anal) muscles for the betterment of orgasm.
See also, "The Kenyan Jump Start" to be defined as:
the Jump Start, but (in the absence of a taser) the taser is replaced with a King Cobra
Or "The Cowboy/ Country Jump Start"
(A cattle prod)
Or "The Old-School Jump Start"
(A car battery)
While engaged in coitus with a significant other
The act of applying a taser to the glutes (or any other significant muscle group) to stimulate the tightening of vaginal (or anal) muscles for the betterment of orgasm.
See also, "The Kenyan Jump Start" to be defined as:
the Jump Start, but (in the absence of a taser) the taser is replaced with a King Cobra
Or "The Cowboy/ Country Jump Start"
(A cattle prod)
Or "The Old-School Jump Start"
(A car battery)
"Last night I jump started my girl and I swear I came so hard we BOTH blacked out".
"My jackass boyfriend jump started me and now I have a mark"
"My jackass boyfriend jump started me and now I have a mark"
by KinkySasquatch December 18, 2017
Get the Jump Start mug.A guy that makes a girl wish she had never taken off her underwear. He's in and done in one pump. A total waste of a girl's time.
Selene was looking forward to the night and expected a night of great sex. However, the guy turned out to be a one pump jump and ruined the entire night.
by Selin, Amada and Esmer May 9, 2004
Get the one pump jump mug.1) A 'buttery jumper' is slang for a homosexual male, originating in southern Birmingham - it is not in heavy mainstream use, but is rising in popularity.
2) When one simply makes a toastal mistake, rendering one's jumper slightly covered in butter or margarine.
2) When one simply makes a toastal mistake, rendering one's jumper slightly covered in butter or margarine.
by Jim Ratcliffe November 17, 2007
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