sneaky julio

When you are sleeping and then wake up to find a dick in your mouth.

I was peacefully sleeping and then woke up to my husband giving me a sneaky Julio.

by CaptKurkadurk May 2, 2018

to do a julio

To be so eager to win a pizza buffet bet against a girl, that you eat until it is physically impossible to chew any more and vomit the contents of your stomach onto the table- in the restaurant. And then demand a rematch.

"dude, no! ooh GAHD! Just try not to do a Julio, ok?....oh that is grim, you totally projectiled across the table"
"yeah, it kinda looks like stroganoff"

by KaylitaW November 21, 2011

Julio owes me money

An excuse used when you get caught doing something.

Origin:
RPI student hears something in his apartment when all his roommates are away. He come out of his room to find some guy robbing him. After shouting "what the fuck are you doing? Get the fuck out of my apartment!" the robber says, "Julio owes me money".

When you're screwing a girl who's got a boyfriend and he walks in.
the boyfriend: "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"
you (calmly): "Julio owes me money"

by Raffster December 29, 2008

Julionna

Julionna is the person u want to be around all the time. She is the person u want to be. Yes rare name, but the rarest names are the coolest of them all. Julionna is smart, kind,sweet, and has the perfect body. Julionna will not push u out of her way, cause theres no one on the street to push away. cause there at her partys. Julionna is the perfect girlfriend and will never cheat on her boyfriend.

Hey!!! Look its Julionna! Lets go join her party!

by onna98 January 16, 2012

Julio

Sexy, hot in bed, big sausage, good in bed

Julio is a name that explains a guy is good at fucking in bed and is very loyal and sweet and carrying and very overprotective but also eats you out like you’ve never imagined and loves cumming inside you to give you all the kids you want and spoils you with love and attention. He is every girls dreams especially the way he fucks too. He is very attractive loves getting his dick sucked as well and also loves rough sex and will love you through thick and thin and will never let you go. Be like Julio.

by Crackheadbobby October 5, 2018

Julio

Usually a cool kid with a huge dick and he usually has sex once a day and is known for the best money shots

I want a Julio in side of me

by Muffbasher June 26, 2017

Juile

Where do I start? She's arty, crafty, and not to mention her smarts. and don't think you can use her, she's the way to cunning for that. She loves to share happiness. shes also an amazing Mum. Julie will love you to the moon and back, and listen to you rant over the phone at 2 am in the morning. Even when she's going through a rough time, juile manages to keep a smile on her face. And this might sound weird, but she's angelic when she cries, She isn't afraid to hop on your emotional roller coaster. In fact, she'll help you get through it. She deserves so much happiness, despite what she might think. She is utterly stunning and a good dresser. I've never met anyone who could make sweatpants look so good. Her body is goals and she can be athletic. Guys want to be with her- but don't think you can take advantage of Sabrina because she's a crazy girl and trusts me, she'll have an army of friends to back her up! Julie is too pure for our world. I truly hope she finds tranquility and wins the battle against her inner demons. She is a very talented artist and singer. She's super sexy, her kinks might surprise some people but it's hot and attractive. Julie is a girl that finds family, friends, and independence very important. She wants to have arguments with those she loves, she wants internal happiness, she wants her dreams to come true, she wants love, she wants you to fight for her. She is so worth it. She is. love you Mum

Boy 1: Wow, that girl is stunning! Not only is she great to look at, but she's also really interesting!
Boy 2: Dude, that's Juile! Don't miss your chance with her!

by Sabby_me_ September 6, 2019