Combination of Thursday & Friday in Spain. Juernes is a time for partying, beginning thursday night and continuing through friday morning.
Can't wait until Juernes!
by Rtook November 11, 2014
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A man I know only wares underwear made from 100 percent mercerised Egyptian cotton. One day whilst walking down the street he got a hard on for no particular reason and due to the sensual feeling of the underwear, he blew his beans whilst on the high street.
This is a Sloppy Jerusalem!
This is a Sloppy Jerusalem!
by JohnnyBad October 20, 2013
Get the Sloppy Jerusalem mug.a semi fat bitch with tits that don't come out further than her gut and thinks she's the hottest looking bitch ever. her titties are not real titties, they are two lumps created by fatness. also must have medium to darker skin, resembling that of mexicans and jerusalems.
guy 1: look at that bitches titty-do!
guy 2: yeah, she got them jerusalem titties for real, makes her look like alfred hitchcocks silhouette.
guy 2: yeah, she got them jerusalem titties for real, makes her look like alfred hitchcocks silhouette.
by logermoore February 23, 2009
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Get the jerumpkin mug.Neanderthal-like Jellie: "Errrr...can you tell me how fix bad writingz plz?"
Jeruba: "Certainly! Improving one's communication skills is an admirable goal."
Neanderthal-like Jellie: "Being Jerubificationized raised my IQ by at least 40 points!"
Jeruba: "Certainly! Improving one's communication skills is an admirable goal."
Neanderthal-like Jellie: "Being Jerubificationized raised my IQ by at least 40 points!"
by FutureMemory July 7, 2010
Get the Jerubificationized mug.Jueputa or Jue Puta (The "J" has a breathy w sound) is a Spanish phrase or exclamation mostly used, in this form, in Central America around Costa Rica and Nicaragua. It is easy to understand once you know that "Jue" is a weird contraction of the Spanish words "Hijo de."
¡Jueputa! simply translates as "Son of a Bitch!"... or more like..."sonovabitch!"
And just as people do with the phrase in English, Spanish speakers will censor themselves using the phrase in polite company. Leading to Jue Puchis, Jue Perro, Jue Poona, etc.
Or just use ¡Jue! as a catch-all exclamation of exasperation
¡Jueputa! simply translates as "Son of a Bitch!"... or more like..."sonovabitch!"
And just as people do with the phrase in English, Spanish speakers will censor themselves using the phrase in polite company. Leading to Jue Puchis, Jue Perro, Jue Poona, etc.
Or just use ¡Jue! as a catch-all exclamation of exasperation
by Nonsuch Ned November 16, 2018
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