Jughead Jones

A character from the CW show, Riverdale, which is based off of the Archie comics. Jughead Jones is sarcastic and moody, his trademark usually being his crown-like beanie. He was involved in the case of Jason Blossom's murder and the case of the Black Hood. He is best friends with Archie Andrews and basically the rest of the main characters of the show. Also a very underrated character.

Basic Bitch: "Jughead Jones is one of the worst in Riverdale."

Me: "Ummmmmmm....correct me if I'm wrong, which I'm not, but he is one of the greatest."

by rainbxo June 19, 2018

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Jugg Messiah

Babytron, the greatest of all time, also recognized as the Jugg Messiah.

“Look up Jugg Messiah bitch I’m the definition”

by Piece CTRL Cayden December 11, 2021

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Jug Surfing

Riding astride the chest of a large breasted milk maid prior to releasing a portion of tadpole soup twixt the humps and over the face..

Miss Jones's tits are made for jug surfing! What greater pleasure can a gentleman have than to get his solid masculinity in the trough between the soft pulpy wonders and thrust away till the cream beans come out to play!

by Drex Johnson March 8, 2010

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Juggle Bonito

While playing a game of soccer, one player juggles the ball over another players head, making a beautiful juggle, hence the name. Only the most elite of players can do this. It is a trademark of the Meach, for he does it quite often schooling n00bs like it was his job. The phrase was coined by another player when he saw such magic happen one game.

N00b 1.) Ohh no here comes the Meach he's gonna juggle bonito you!

N00b 2.) No he won't I'm too good

Meach - BOOOOOM!!! I just juggled bonito another n00b!

by CP89 October 15, 2008

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