jonte

a way to express sexyness

you look so good i could call you jonte

by L1745 June 15, 2008

Joynter

Hot boy sex between Danny Jones and Dougie Poynter of McFly.

2 hot famous dudes snogging = SEX!!!

by DougsHornyMinx November 10, 2004

Mud Jouster

One who prefers to use the tradesman's entrance even when the front door is open; one whose preferred route for the delivery of pleasure is the Hershey Highway; one who packs brown, dairy and sugar-based confectionery in a Devon factory for a living; one who finds mud on the end of his lance after same-sex shenanigans.

Origins: 'The Little Book of Essential English Swear Words'

‘You can tell he’s a mud jouster.’ ‘How?’ ‘Look at his drink – it’s a half pint.’

‘You can tell he’s a mud jouster.’ ‘How?’ ‘Look at the way he stands.’

‘You can tell he’s a mud jouster.’ ‘How?’ ‘Look at the shit on the end of his cock.’

by Stewart Ferris July 11, 2004

Jontelle

One who sleeps naked...except with underware on with people in the room.

"It's hot tonight, so I think I'll sleep Jontelle."

by PantyON March 7, 2008

jount

Word used to replace any noun. Cannot be used as any other part of speech.

Did you see the jount?

Man this is some good jount.

Possibly a corruption of jaunt or joint or joust or all three, although no one knows this jount for sure

by anonymous February 9, 2003

Ass Jouster

A man that loves to engage in the act of anal sex.

A man that is also an asshole.

"Dude, did you get on Counterstrike today?"
"Yeah. That guy named System-Error was on."
"Him!? He's an ass jouster."
"Totally."

by Joey December 6, 2004

Johntemplate

the action of going to the bathroom to think.

Brian: where did Matt go?
James: he is so stressed about how to figure out the problem he went to the bathroom to johntemplate to think up a solution.

by Port-a Johnson July 18, 2016