Josiah

Sexy bitch, too attractive for his own good, and silver tongued like the fucking devil.

The biblical Josiah was King of the Jews, and he got mad hos.

Josiah's got a monster cock, don't make him dick-whip you Jew's in shape.

by Lady Of The Valley February 20, 2009

Josiah

A person who is just awesome. Amazing blue eyes, blonde hair, and SUPER tall. He makes a lot of dirty or racist jokes. He holds the heart of a tiny short girl. Although he doesn't like to show it, he has a really big heart. He's really awesome at video games, and even though he's not perfect he's one of the most amazing people in the world and his girlfriend love him with all her heart.

Also the name of the king of the Jews....

I love my Josy! He's such a Josiah.

by echan333 November 02, 2013

Josiah

JOSIAH IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME, THEY CAN SLAY ANY BOOTY AND ARE INSANELY POWERFUL. JOSIAH IS HOT ASF AND HUMBLE. ANY GIRL IS WHO HAS JOSIAH AS THEIR MAN IS EXTREMELY LUCKY

Random girl 1: JOSIAH IS SO HOT
random girl 2: IKR

by A Girl who knows alot January 17, 2021

josiah

a Josiah is a annoying but kind and caring person you would be very lucky to have a Josiah as a friend-jacob

hey Josiah dhbvhsbfg he said then made a joke the person rolled there eyes but saw him and started talking

by numbstream70 January 24, 2019

Josiah

josiah is the type of person who you wish you could be around for days. he’s a genuine person who loves to make jokes, and is an actual intellectual. they drop hints very slyly, so pay attention. josiahs are loving souls who will always be someone to lean on. you best be grateful for them, they’re valuable.

josiah is lit

by scaleisjungkook May 12, 2019

Josiah

A fucking short Mexican retard who laughs really loud and too much but you keep him around anyway.

Person A: hey Josiah, knock knock

Josiah: BLAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHEHEHHEHHEHEEEHEHWHEHEEE*GAAAAAASP**WHEEEEEZE* whose there.

by Pretty Dick aka Jimmmy July 02, 2019

josiah

the best person to exist . truly the best friend you can have , he is there when you’re sad , upset , angry , or anxious , he makes me feel pure . he makes me feel truly happy , and completely myself . i don't know what i would do without him i really don’t . and i think that he is someone i can go to when i have problems with family or anything , he will help me get through it , and i know he’ll never leave me , because he knows i’m scared of losing him or being alone . but all in all , he’s perfect . he’s the best .

there’s my bestfriend josiahhh .

by iatethebat June 01, 2020