Joost

A guy who is always late to a particular party or current trend.

Bro, he's so late to the trend. Total joost.

by Greqt77 December 7, 2021

Joost

Stereotypical Dutch male. Typically has slicked back hair, attractive, and dresses preppy.

We can’t go to this bar, it’s full of Joosts.

by Mark1071 June 9, 2024

Joosting

The Dutch are known for various things; weed, Heineken, the red-light district but also that they complain a lot; at least that is what we experience, ourselves.
We all know this guy who is complaining all-the-effing-time. Sometimes he's called Joe, sometimes he's called James and sometimes he's called Joost - and so is ours.

Do keep in mind that this guy, most probably, does not have anything to do with Joost.

Joost: It's raining all day already, the sun is not bright enough and workload is too high!

Colleague: Stop complaining.
Joost: And wait until it's next week, then we don't have any thing to do for project X anything anymore - and the customer doesn't even bother...!!
...
Another colleague walks in and says: Oh boy, is he Joosting again?

by Mikkass November 24, 2017

Joost Klein war criminal charges

A word for comparison or smth (ambatukam)

Man, this song sucks. Joost Klein war criminal charges are better than this

by ambatron911 January 25, 2025

Joost

Joost is the most special person in the whole world. He is kind to you and others, he respects you and your boundaries a lot and he has the purest heart. I think you’ll never meet someone like him. He is everything a girl wants. He has a very loveable family. Joost is a really beautiful person, inside and outside. His personality is almost to good to be true and your parents will definitely love him. He has the prettiest blue eyes you’ll ever see. They shine and twinkle like stars in a freezing cold night do. His wavy blonde hair feels soft in your hands. And his facial structure is simply just perfect.

He is perfect.

Lindsey: “Wow, who is that pretty boy?”
Sarah: “That’s Joost. He is my boyfriend.”

by Urabsolutelystunning November 28, 2021

The Joost Effect

When Joost Klein‘s music has a hypnotic effect on you and suddenly it’s all you are listening to even if you never listen to gabber before.

„Guys I normally only listen to genre xyz how did it happen that I only listen to Joosts music now?“
„It’s The Joost Effect. This happened to all of us“

by anonymous June 4, 2024

joost

the!!! best!!! bf!!! ever!!!

he's super hot and cute, has the best taste in anime, is good at skating and he will spoil u.

he will make you veel like the prettiest girl in the world, is super sweet and he takes good care of his (also very amazing and hot) girlfriend 😊

person 1: oh wow, i heard that girl over there is dating joost!
person two: really?! i'm so jealous! i heard hes the best

by ilovesushi123 December 26, 2021