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Joggers Purse

Sweaty Minge obtained after going for a run, or "jog".
Upon returning from her run Sally had a really nasty joggers purse.
Joggers Purse by Jables Fukkunt August 4, 2008
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A guy who doesn't give a flying fuck about consequences.

Many TOP JONGES can be recognised by their hair cut or natural glow from using NIVEA hand cream.
"Oh mate, who scored the last try?"
"I don't know, I was in the ambulance already"
"Top Jonge"
Top Jonge by honeybadger777 October 26, 2014
Best guy alive. Hella hot and hella nice and hella great. BEST PERSON EVER
Jorge is first on my 'to do' list
Number 1 ash in Australia, and best siege youtuber on youtuber
3 + 3 = 6 joocey
joocey by Number 1 Ash February 18, 2021
Pronounced "hor-hay"

Usually a very complex individual, has a tough past that he doesn't like to talk about. Dominant personality and likes girls with a pretty face, genuine personality, and big boobs. Very handsome and kind on the eyes. Doesn't really play games with people but also doesn't really give a shit about feelings.

If he loves anything it's his family and close friends and his country, it takes a lot for him to let anyone in, and even then their spot isn't garaunteed forever.

Breaks a lot of hearts but only because he's been broken several times too.

Typical Christian Grey type.
Friend 1-Gee Beth I could really go for a guy that has his mind right and loves his family and just overall wants to do good with his life.

Friend 2- Well let me introduce you to my boyfriend'a best friend, Jorge, he's really nice and super funny! And he also respects his elders and authority!

Friend 1- I'm down
jorge by Phatbootyjudy June 23, 2017
The perfect man. Jorge is kind, caring, gentle, but also AMAZING in bed, tough, strong, and hilarious. Jorge is a bad ass who loves his woman, his family, and his country. Not the overly social type but not shy at all. Likes old school hip hop and Thai Food. Jorge can do ANYTHING he sets his mind to and is extremely well loved by anyone close to him. Jorge is incredibly handsome; An amazing smile with big kissable lips. Jorge loves football and muscle cars. Also, Jorge is exceptionally endowed.
Girl1: Isn't that your boyfriend?
Girl2: Yeah, he's PERFECT.
Girl1: His name must be Jorge then.

Girl2: DUHHH
Jorge by Siren715 February 23, 2015