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To jont

To pee upwards and then use that pee as lube.
"Yo bro I can't wait to jont later"
by Jonter May 11, 2025
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Jonte

Rah have you seen jonte?

Yh bruv
by khylesbabymum June 17, 2021
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Daddy Jonte

Get ureself a daddy Jonte, hes a good HVHer and also has a huge dick frfr. Hes always hot and super nice. He can steal ure girl at any time so watch out ;D. Hes just a super man!
by Chaser187 November 21, 2021
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Jont

Having gay relations with a grapefruit. A gay grape fruit
by Blhu November 27, 2019
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jonte

a sexy awesome person who actually gives a fuck about life when needed. jonte is tall slim handsome person and generally speaking is one of the more cuter boys in his family . also girls in his family fall head over heels by his cuteness
jonte- a good looking boy
by keilani.C February 28, 2021
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Jont

Abbreviated form of sayingjust don’t do it.”
Girl: Alex, jont....please jont. You’re being stupid. Only I can do it.
by Justwin November 30, 2020
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Jonte

Pronounced 'Donty', should be spelt 'Jonty', is a slimy old bastard whos favourite word is cunt. Has a yellow mullet that is attached to a hollow head, and sounds like a emo old man. He has recently come out of his but-ter-fi shell. "Cricilas, or crigilas, crixilis"
"Jonty has come out of his cricilas." (Jonte)
by Windermere Weapons March 20, 2023
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