Jonny

Jonny is the master of any sport and has iron balls with a dick of a gorilla.

He can run faster than anyone.
Eats 24/7 but is fit as hell.
Also the person who will do anything you tell him to do like ding ding ditching the mayor or pantsing a teacher
A Jonny would never simp or disrespect the bro code.
Somehow gets straight A’s on his grade but does the mist random shit you will ever see
A Jonny is a leader of a friend group with popular people

Everyone knows him.

Jaiden: Do you know Jonny

Mason: You mean the hella fast runner with an iron cock

Jaiden: Ya that one

by Slick-kick99 March 30, 2022

Jonna

A fine ass girl who makes all the boys thirsty and all the girls jealous. She has a lil attitude but really is a wholesome girl. She’s also kinda always taken because who wouldn’t want to date her like come on she’s hot.

“Damn why tf is jonna soo baddd like I would kill to date her bro”

by DAmeo May 1, 2020

Jonny Sins

Daddy

Jonny Sins is daddy

by DaddyFletch6969 November 22, 2020

JonnaG

The half man that works at Coffee Bean in California.

Me: JonnaG let's hang out.
JonnaG: can't I have work.

by C4Sam June 8, 2019

Jonny Craig

A pillar of a man, knows how to treat women right

Ex. Damn he pulled a Jonny Craig, what a guy

by User#13:) April 16, 2020

Dirty Jonny

A Dirty Jonny is when you play a acoustic guitar and sing ring of fire while preforming anal sex on a women.

Jennifer and I were doing a Dirty Jonny last night when your mom walked in and joined.

by Dilly4Chilly June 19, 2019

Jonny Sniper

The Fourth single (second taken from the album Take To The Skies) to be released by Enter Shikari. Said by Chris Batten (bass) and Rou Reynolds (vocals/electronics) at Hammersmith Palais on March 10th 2007 to be about a cartoon charcacter from sex education videos that they saw at school who shoots condoms from cupids bow to people who are about to have sex and will save the world from STDs.

The single was reviewed by NME magazine as "the worst single written by any band ever". This was mocked by Chris Batten at the BBC "secret" show on June 6th 2007.

"It is a commom misconseption that Jonny Sniper is a man, but Jonny Sniper is not a man, he is a cartoon character that taught us all sex education at school" - Chris Batten

by TashaShikari December 29, 2008