are you joking?

Often said by middle-aged bald men, with a moustache, who take children in his van.

"Hello mister, can I have an ice cream for free?"
"Are you joking?"

by NatsuTRO December 13, 2015

Passive Joking

When someone hears a shit joke and tells it to other people as if its thier joke

Paul: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Stop passive joking you cheeky cunt

by Snookiefish February 18, 2009

Swagger Jocking

Act of overly complimenting, praising, obsessing about someone’s style, talent, personality.

Damn, I know I'm funny but sometimes my sister compliments me so much it's just out of hand... she's always swagger jocking!

by Jannini via IRIDER April 29, 2008

Joking Ghost

The act of ejaculating on someone while they are sleeping without being caught.

Girlfriend: "I woke up covered in jizz, what the fuck!?"

Boyfriend: "Call some paranormal investigators, I'm pretty sure you room is haunted by a joking ghost"

by jewCjuice October 13, 2010

Jonking

When you get bum raped by a creeper in Minecraft

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a creeper is jonking me in the ASSHOLE!

by Adam Tozer February 26, 2021

Joking on the Square

A diplomatic way of telling a friend their outfit sucks, their boyfriend is ugly, they need to use more conditioner, etc. by making a joke about it like you’re kidding.
Usually they will get the hint without getting mad.

Hey Megan, (laughing) man I love those jeans, I haven’t been able to find those lately, did you get them at a garage sale?
Megan: Are you joking on the square dude??

by Richfolk September 23, 2021

window jocking

A term created by www.facebook.com/michaelreillymusic that defines a person of the opposite sex who portrays interest in you from outside of a store window while you're shopping

Person 1 - So, there I was, purchasing the new Jordans at Finish Line when I look over to the glass window and noticed two girls window jocking. I felt like a low fat blueberry muffin the way they were staring at me

by Michael Reilly January 23, 2011