joel

to be joeled (v): to have the shittiest luck possible; to get owned by anything and everything (especially in moscow); joelin (adj); joel (n)

i totally got joeled jumping off that fence and breaking both feet

i almost got joeled jumping out that window and breaking my back

when the russian music teacher rips you a new asshole for not being able to say "b" right....you got joeled

getting cut in line for a shower when you smell like nuts (suck a dick)

not being able to read russian and putting your clothes in the washer so they get drenched and getting yelled at by snaggletooth babitchka

by joel's fan club May 29, 2009

joel

hottest male alive, but he has no heart inside him...i wonder where it went?? definition for the man..
ASSWIPE
SHITFACE
DOUCHEBUCKET
BITCHLOVER
DINKLEBERRY
TOOLPACK
MANWHORE
FEMALE DOG

SLOOTTTT
dont ever trust the dickface he has no heart for anything or anyone. He has no respect for female figures within this holy ass world :)

joel twin >:(

by twin896492837409320 October 08, 2011

joel

joel is little bitch. yes he cute but don't say it to him because your hyping his big ass head.

OMG Joel is so cute!
Yeah but he a player and he has a ugly ass girl that can tell him that!

by slayyyygirlllslayyy January 13, 2020

joel

biggest buttmunch ive seen in my entire life. hes got an extremely small penis

joel the little bitch
joel has a little dick

by woody kkw April 19, 2018

joel

a skañk who makes stupid choices and does not think with his head

joel is not a smart person

by ahavhahwnana August 03, 2019

joel

Typically a kid thats kool and good at sports but has a little weiner and 1 testicle.

hey joel good game out there way to score the winning touchdown

Joel: yeah but i think i broke my only testicle.

by corey johnson jr. May 15, 2016

Joeled

On a rare occasion, it's when a person hits the jackpot in the lottery and due to their extreme excited, has an orgasm at the same time.

"OH GOD.... I HAVE BEEN JOELED.... AH YEAH! IT FEELS SO GOOD!"
or
"OH GOD! Oh god, yes! I've won the lottery! ... I'm having an orgasm..."

by MichaelJCaboose December 20, 2014