verb (ho-chee, ho-chee-ing, ho-cheed)
1. defecating loudly and explosively (with the power of niagara falls) that people many rooms away can hear it.
2. waddling with a hunched posture with shirt tucked into sweatpants (worn up to the bellybutton).
3. to destroy or own (in reference to definition 1), as in a test or video game.
1. defecating loudly and explosively (with the power of niagara falls) that people many rooms away can hear it.
2. waddling with a hunched posture with shirt tucked into sweatpants (worn up to the bellybutton).
3. to destroy or own (in reference to definition 1), as in a test or video game.
1. oh god, he's jochi-ing in there right now... no one use that stall for the next day.
2. his stomach hurt so badly that he jochi'd as quickly as he could to the bathroom to jochi all over the place.
3. i just jochi'd all over that test.
2. his stomach hurt so badly that he jochi'd as quickly as he could to the bathroom to jochi all over the place.
3. i just jochi'd all over that test.
by jochpoch October 16, 2012
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Andrew: Hey lets go to the gas station for some wraps. ill drive.
Tom: Shotgun!
Zack and Bill: No bitch!
Ryan: Jochum!
Tom: Shotgun!
Zack and Bill: No bitch!
Ryan: Jochum!
by danglesnipyoursister May 16, 2011
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Your car sounds like a Jochen - you should repair it.
What´s wrong with him - his voice is a Jochen.
Is that a Jochen on the stage - let´s get some rotten eggs or out of here.
What´s wrong with him - his voice is a Jochen.
Is that a Jochen on the stage - let´s get some rotten eggs or out of here.
by Freezer1 February 7, 2010
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by Martin10 November 18, 2013
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by chippidysan April 22, 2009
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Named a Jocha as its creator (Jamie) considered it a form of 'Mocha' and therefore dubbed it 'A Jocha: Mocha by Jamie'.
This drink has fast become one of the most popular hot beverages in Queensland and is quickly spreading to the rest of Australia.
Named a Jocha as its creator (Jamie) considered it a form of 'Mocha' and therefore dubbed it 'A Jocha: Mocha by Jamie'.
This drink has fast become one of the most popular hot beverages in Queensland and is quickly spreading to the rest of Australia.
Person 1: Hey mate, can I get you a mocha while i am down at the coffee machine.
Person 2: Get stuffed, I'll have a Jocha instead thanks chump
Person 2: Get stuffed, I'll have a Jocha instead thanks chump
by pedalofogus August 3, 2011
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