Jobbie-head

From the scottish word Jobbie A Jobbie-Head (sometimes Jobbie-Heed) is a derrogative adjective for a person.

Person 1: See That XYZ. He's a Pure Jobbie-head.

by JoePasquale October 11, 2010

Jobbie Nooner

Placing (making) a booty call between 11 am and 1 pm

(related to the Jobbie Dawner - the early morning booty call)

A Jobbie Nooner is the best lunch ever; just ask MOCO!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Jobbie Weeker

As a derivation of Jobbie (a Scottish colloquialism for excrement) a "Jobbie Weeker" is a poo of considerable satisfaction. For example, a ghost poo might be considered a "Jobbie Weeker".

Cameron: "Aww, that was a good jobbie weeker."

by FurniturePolice October 10, 2009

Jobbie Waffler

Someone who talks absolute shite.

"What you talking about now you jobbie waffler!"

by Qualityfeet69 March 9, 2026

Briggsy jobbie

The turd which is produced after living on crisps, coke and chocolate bars for several days. Its a hideous, grey and sometimes hairy turd which smells so bad it can cause buildings to be evacuated for months.

I've been living off the vending machine at work for a week. I think I'll soon be dropping a Briggsy jobbie.

by Colin Cummerbund September 21, 2006

Jaggy Jobbie

a poo not quite ready to come out but so awkwardly placed in the colon that it is scrathing you.

"i've been poking at my arse for hours ive got a jaggy jobbie lodged somewhere"

by Shengmasterwarrior July 30, 2009

Dick Jobbie

A dick that is shaped like a jobbie.

'Adam Sandler did not realize the man had found the click remote, he called it the 'dick jobbie' device.'

by RichardJobbie May 25, 2021