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jonathan joestar

Someone comes into your life and Fucks it up
Don't worry bro your just like Jonathan joestar
by Ya_boi_joestar September 25, 2019
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Juasta

A religion in which tin foil is placed on the teeth.
I am juastican. Plural of juasta.
by Religion pidgeon December 10, 2019
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soul.joestar

hot bri’ish man that’s always speaking facts 🤤😍
hey have you seen soul.joestar‘s post? He never misses 😍
by hehe 😉 March 31, 2021
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Juasta

Juasta is a type of religion that is mostly defined by a person wearing tin foil on their teeth. You can only be born into the Juasta religion.
What religion are you from?
Oh, I am from a very special religion called Juasta.
by Religion pidgeon December 10, 2019
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jobstacle

A mixture of job and obstacle, which are usually required to be completed before one leaves the house.
Most commonly used jobstacles:
1. Clean your room.
2. Feed the dog.
Zerah: Yaye, another day to gorge on frozen coke, unobstructed by --

Mother: Zar! Clean your room first!
Zerah: Damn jobstacles.
by Kontemptuous July 15, 2009
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Jonathan Joestar

He's a kind man who died trying to defeat his (TECHNICALLY NOT BUT OKAY ARAKI-) adoptive brother DIO Brando, and yes his name NEEDS to be in capitals.
Anyways He was a lovely man who was a wonderful husband to his wife Erina Pendleton and quite the gentlemen at that, even though he is clearly gay-
Right as I was saying he was loved by all including Speedwagon which after pursuing Jonathan he created the SWF which is the Speed wagon foundation, which specializes in finding better healthcare in scientific research and taking care of the rest of the Joestar bloodline.
This said Jonathan Joestar was a great man and he should be someone to look up to, also he is fucking gay Idek why Araki-

ANYWAYS He's a good JOJO okay now FUCK OFF DIO AND LET THE MAN LIVE-
basically calling someone a ✨Jonathan Joestar ✨ is being a wonderful human being DAMMIT-
"Aki is such a ✨Jonathan Joestar✨"
" yeah, bro he's totally a JOJO, OH SHIT HIS BODY IS BEING STOLEN-"
"AAAAAAH"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
by I miss Jonathan Joestar ; _ ; November 4, 2020
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Joseph joestar

Some random new Yorker from Jojo that defeated 3 whole demigods by breathing and he likes to run
by Some random person lmfao March 29, 2021
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