‘noun’ When the Male Sex Organ exhibits a double event during REM sleep. The penis ejaculates sperm while also excreting urine. ‘Jizzy’ referring to ejaculation and ‘Wizzy’ referring to urination.
Charlie: Man last night was mad, I had a jizzy wizzy while dreaming about having sex with a dead horse while also needing a piss.
by JizzoWizzo April 19, 2020
Famous pornstar. Legend says Jizzy Li was the first human who ever mastered the martial art of Jizz Fu, He once sucked 69 men's jizz storage dry in less than a planck instant.
by Revoken February 22, 2016
A measure of time one is likely to be away from a task at hand, equal to that commonly allocated to the act of masturbating
Luke: Where are you going?
Ryan: I'm off to some guy's place from craigslist to j/o in his model train room, I'll be back in a jizzy.
Luke: Can you bring back some crab meat?
Ryan: Is imitation ok?
Luke: Fo shizzle!
Ryan: I'm off to some guy's place from craigslist to j/o in his model train room, I'll be back in a jizzy.
Luke: Can you bring back some crab meat?
Ryan: Is imitation ok?
Luke: Fo shizzle!
by SlypGyp February 16, 2013
"Hey bitch."
"Yeah?"
"You get fucked without protection, again?"
"Yeah, he blew his load all up my albert poo holes, and I farted a jizzy queef in his mouth"
"Yeah?"
"You get fucked without protection, again?"
"Yeah, he blew his load all up my albert poo holes, and I farted a jizzy queef in his mouth"
by DR.dicknose October 10, 2011
The act of ejaculating so voluminously into your partner's mouth that his/her cheeks inflate in the manner of a famous American jazz trumpeter.
by Sal Platter August 14, 2007
The act if masturbating and then blowing one's load while spinning in circles as to utilize centripetal force, thus maximizing the projectile range of said load.
by jeffwards617 December 10, 2009
guy1: "i was trying to sleep last night when some guy poked his penis through my tent door and jizzed, before i could react hed gone"
guy2: "oh looks like uve bin jizzie rascaled mate, unlucky"
guy2: "oh looks like uve bin jizzie rascaled mate, unlucky"
by Clamii September 01, 2008