jumbo slice

(verb) To take a slightly unattractive girl to a sleazy pizza place after drinking heavily, not order any pizza, but instead make out with the girl in the corner while shitty music plays and the counter-attendants look on unhappily. One who jumbo slices will not take the girl home after.

Mikey's hitting on every girl at the bar tonight. He must really be trying to jumbo slice!

by Nice Hat March 30, 2007

jimbob sparklepants

a exotic man who will sneek into ur house turn your clothes inside out and grade your cheese aka a tiny gremlin that kinda looks like spongebob squarepants...

hey omg someone snuck into my house last night

what did they do

they turned my clothes inside out

did they grade ur cheeze???

yea how did you know *GASP* WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!

nothing you just got jimbob sparklepants...

oh

by rawr! :P January 26, 2010

jumbo schreiner

Fetter Galileo Essenstester mit einer Glatze und einem Bart. Wiegt 150kg.

Jumbo Schreiner: Ich habe Hunger und Dünnschiss

or

Person 1: Was geht Jumbo?
Person 2: Ich bin nicht fett.

by Jumboschreinerlover December 25, 2021

jumbo stems

calves and ankles with greater circumference than normal, bearing similarity to baby elephant legs and young trees, hence jumbo + stems. Often covered by brown woollen socks to inadvertently accentuate mass of lower leg. See also cankles, but note jumbo stems have different ratio to knees and thighs. Sometimes refered to as Christian legs

From the silhouette I thought it was Jaja Binks, but then realized it was Greta with her jumbo stems.

by meddlesome priest April 1, 2009

Jumbo Shrimp Dick

The perception of having a larger member than one physically possesses. Usually a distorted sense of reality felt by men who have to overcompensate for a certain shrimp dick.

Oh he definitively has jumbo shrimp dick, have you seen the lifted truck he drives.

by Drunkduka March 27, 2021

Jumbo Shrimp on the Barbie

A swollen vagina in hot pants on a hot day...

Smells like low tide..must be a shrimp on the barbie around here somewhere.

by Anonymous April 30, 2003

Jimby Special

A sexual position in which the male is sitting and the female sits on his lap with her back facing him. For best results place a large standing mirror in a location easily viewed by the male so he can get a third-person perspective.
The position was named for "JimbyJimb" as it is his preffered method of achieving pleasure.

"Hey hun, what are we doing tonight?", "Why, the Jimby Special of course!", "Great, I'll get the mirror.".

by SlickJimby November 10, 2005