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Jurassic Bark 

An episode of Futurama that will make the manliest of men weep.
Guy #1:Me and my friend were watching that episode of Futurama Jurassic Bark and we both started crying.
Guy #2: Same
Jurassic Bark by yrf February 6, 2013
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Originally named Juan this creature will make you have different emotions from laughing to crying, he will go anywhere as long as it’s with good friends and fun places, he doesn’t have any friends because he is juan(^_^)when he wakes up he looks like a broom, but ones he is all cleaned up he still looks like a broom, his sleep schedule is so messed up he might not even sleep sometimes, he is also a rare type that would put the milk first instead of the cereal, his math skills are amazing, he even knows 2+2=5, and he has nice hair(no I don’t) he is also so athletic that when he drops a coin he wouldn’t pick it up, his laugh sounds like a donkey combined with a horse and sometimes a tea kettle, he likes spaghetti, and he is not good with girls
Jhuan by Jhuan3000 May 18, 2019

Jurassic Park 

A Small Costa Rican designed as a theme park for rich tourists but ended up overrun by over 15 species of dinosaurs and eventually bombed by the CRNG.
richard hammond "i think i'll create a park full of incredibly dangerous animals that we know nothing about and parade them in front of rich idiots. i think i'll call it, jurassic park"
Henry Wu "i'll put the kettle on"
Jurassic Park by JPreeceybaby October 3, 2008
Johura is a female name often gifted to the utmost beautiful women in the world, whose physical appearance is but a fracture of their caring, giving and hilariously funny personalities. Those of this name tend to be the bestest of friends in perhaps, the whole entire world, and would probably cut a limb off for the people they love.

If you are lucky enough to meet someone by this name, hold them close, lock them in your basement for the next 50 years and don't tell anyone, because sharing people by this name is a ridiculously hard thing to do. They are the women who will stand by you, no matter what, and if you let them, will change your entire life.

Those named Johura are truly brilliant, like stars they light up lives, illuminate galaxies, and quite possibly eternally blind those who aren't quite prepared for the journey they are about to embark upon.

They are beautiful, caring, intelligent as HELL, funny, and tend to have stunning facial features.
"Dude, I met a Johura yesterday! I'm surprised I can still see straight!"

"And then Johura walked into the room and I kid you not everyones mouths fell to the basement.."

"Excuse me uni administration, I need to transfer classes, I only took this one because I thought Johura was in it"
Johura by Ari2162 December 19, 2012

juranytlonel 

(jurr - rann - ee - tlon - ull)
(emphasis on rann)

1.) a short bus, usually for sale

2.) something to yell randomly when seeing a stranger

3.) used in awkward silences
1.) Cory: I need a car!
Jeremy: Buy that juranytlonel for sale on 491!
Cory: NO I FUCKING HATE YELLOW
Jeremy: FUCK YOU, YELLOW IS COOL

2.) *random person walks by*
Hillary: JURANYTLONEL!!!!!!!!
*person gives Hillary a weird look*

3.)Doctor: You have cancer
.....silence........
Friend of person with cancer: JURANYTLONEL!!!
juranytlonel by Shanallillen December 5, 2007

Jurassic World Dominion 

A good movie hated for no reason. I think critics are those "jurassic park good because it's the original" people. Jurassic Park is a good movie but just because it's the original, doesn't mean you should hate the others. If they aren't those people then I don't know what to do.
Critic: "Jurassic World Dominion is an overhyped pile of shit."
Guy #1: "I think it's good."
Critic: "Jurassic Park is good, the rest are trash."
Guy #2: "Maybe you watched them with your eyes closed?"