jurisdicktion

One's perceived authority to be a total a**h**e to everyone around him.

Tronald Dump has acquired such a sense of "rich-guy" entitlement that he seems to think he's got jurisdicktion over everyone in America.

by QuacksO March 6, 2019

Personal Jurisdiction

euphemism for a girl's willingness to sleep with a guy.

Friend: "He's totally flirting with you. You know what he wants."

Girl: "yeah but where he want to go, he doesn't have personal jurisdiction."

by b0unc3rdude April 19, 2011

Sexual Jurisdiction

This phrase refers to the age buffer zone that you are able to perform sexual acts on a female, without it being weird. A person inside your "sexual jurisdiction" us typically a few years older or younger than yourself. Venturing outside of your sexual jurisdiction can result in being ridiculed by friends, or put in prison.

Paul: "Wait your girlfriend is only 16 years old?"

Mike: "Yeah but I only turned 18 last month, so she is still within my sexual jurisdiction"

by XP_hound101 March 27, 2012

jerish

An eccentric, flamboyant person showing sexual appeal while keeping a sociable personality.

That guy is acting so jerish. Look how he behaves around those men!

by Hasslehoff February 25, 2014

jurisprudence

1. The philosophy or science of Law.
2. A division or department of Law, example: Medical Jurisprudence. 3. A system of Law. 4. A branch of Law.

I am an expert of Jurisprudence. American Jurisprudence. Your rights under American Jurisprudence. Maritime Law is a system of Jurisprudence, the Law of the water/sea. Banking Law is also known as Maritime Law. Maritime Jurisprudence. The science of Banking Law also known as The Law of the sea. Maritime is the Law that is used to control corporations as in this example: Two ships bring one hundred million dollars in new cars to the port. If there is a violation of Maritime Law it is a Code violation and not a natural law violation.

by maestro stephen j miller January 3, 2014

jurisdicktion

to own ones vagina

Jimmy dated Sally and had sex with her everyday for five months, therefore he had the jurisdicktion in her vagina.

by Mythss June 8, 2009

jewrishka

1. a mixed drink consisting of vodka and iced tea.

2. a kickass duo who loves to parade around wellesley, kicking ass and what not.

3. two members of Big D

dayumm thurr goess Jewrishka, move bitch get out tha wayy.

by Kallibabyy February 12, 2008