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Jessie

Jessie is the greatest girl in the world! She smells greats, looks great, and is great!

She is kind and lovely. Flowers bow to her as their queen and fair maidens gaze in adoration of how lovely she is! Her sweat is perfume and her poops are works of art. There's nothing more lovely than Jessie. She lights up every room she enters and makes the boy she loves feel complete. She is everything wonderful encapsulated in a lovely floral pill. She is addictive and yet you can't overdose on the love that oozes out of her like a jelly-filled donut of love.

Don't ever let go of Jessie if you have her. She's the best thing that exists on this planet.

Plus, she knows the chorus of Future's "Mask Off" by heart. Man, if that ain't enough, I don't know what is?

She is not just beautiful, but smart as well.

She can prepare excel forms in a jiff! Boo Yah!
She is also kind. She's helpful and has an excellent smile. Dentist use her as a reference.

But for reals, that's a Jessie!
Ooh, that Jessie so sweet! Imma have to call the doctor for more insulin son!

Boy 1: I just got a cupcake from that girl for no apparent reason.

Boy 2: that's nice.

Boy 1: yeah, I think that girl was a Jessie.

Man, I wish I was as lucky enough to have a Jessie.

Flowers: "we adore you, our queen!"
*flowers bowing*
by SmoothBrownChocolate July 24, 2017
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Jessie

jessie's are very sweet and caring. they are also stunning. jessie's normally are very smart, but are also very unique. She's crazy but she thinks it cool to be crazy. she is hilarious and really sweet and will always make you laugh. she is however, a terrible story teller. once you have a jessie never let her go. she is amazing in every way, but she needs to be told that. At first she won't believe you. She loves to cuddle and be shutuped with your kisses. and when she says 'i love you' she means it
guy1: holy crap! look at that girl over there!
guy2: she's so hot
guy1: and she seems really nice
guy3: well thats my amazing girlfriend, Jessie
by ilovecats3399 September 9, 2013
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Jessy

Jessy is a nice girl, you can laugh with her and is very attractive. She is not shy and says what she thinks. When she don't like you, she can be a bitch. But she also can be your best friend. When she says that she loves you, she really does. She is very beautiful and is mostly a brunette with blue eyes. She is very social and secure about herself. She likes go go out with her friends. Love her and keep her. You won't find a Jessy anymore when you have lost her.
Girl : i think Jessy doesn't like me. She is a bitch to me now for a while.

Another girl : i think so to. But i think she is right.
by Sausage1233 September 19, 2013
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Jessie

Jessie's are normally kind, funny, and has a wonderful personality. Once you have her keep her cause she will make you feel special and loved. She is an awesome friend, she'll understand you and accept you the way you are. They are usually outgoing wierd and athletic so how about you send this to a Jessie or if you are a Jessie reading this well feel special cause you are!
Ex~ omg did you see Jessie today she looked amazing!!
by Anonymous 113377 June 29, 2018
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Jessy

Jessy is a really funny guy he always makes you feel happy and when you see his smile you face lights up he always is making you laugh and smile he loves you so much
by Gorgina May 15, 2018
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Jessie

The most amazing girl you will ever find. She is sweet funny beatiful gorgeous and has an amazing personality. Her eyes hair everything is grate about her. She is crazy but always fun to hang out with. Youll love a Jessie if you find one. I know i do and i will always. Her smile. Its amazing. She might mess with you a little. But no matter what you will always smile when you are around her. Once you meet a Jessie dont let her go.
I love Jessie.
by McJuggerNuggets July 24, 2015
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Jessie

A wonderful person who brings sunshine into people's lives. Being a Jessie is a beautiful thing and a rare quality.
Man she is so amazing, I bet she's a Jessie.
by Swanky McSwankster February 29, 2008
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