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Jesse and Carla

the most awsomest girls in the whole fricken world!!!

usually people refer to them as 'the goumnopings'
Person 1: Gee i feel like i'm a Jesse and Carla today

Person 2: You would never be a Jesse and Carla
by Goumnopings August 25, 2010
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Jesse And Chantelle

The most cute, adorable couple you will ever meet! They will definetly be the life of the party and make any special moment a time to remember. They will forever & always be together
Who are they?
That's “Jesse And Chantelle
by Jesse’sgirl1416 November 23, 2021
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A 19 year old man (or 14 idk) who is probably insane. He try’s to get girls on tiktok lives to “put in his google doc.”
1. Jesses 14!
2. He’s fruity
3. Jesse- the cringest guy on tiktok
by y0ur_l0cal_dumb@ss23 May 22, 2022
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Jesse we need to cook

Yo bitch!

Jesse Gus needs us to cook

Yo mr white I love weed yo

Jesse I am trying to have breakfast with my family

Mr White wanna go karting

No Jesse we need to cook
Jesse we need to cook for gus

Ok Bitch lets go
by XSPINEHYPE May 11, 2022
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A show revolving around possible government conspiracies, with Jesse Ventura.
And it's the worst comedy show out there.

Jesse Ventura shows how utterly ignorant he is on this show. One minute he's asking questions over and over again to scrawny researchers, and when they answer his question he gives the half assed excuse of "Not allowing him to speak." Jesse's extremely serious "cool-guy persona" is incredibly bleak and blunt.

Jesse believes that the government is responsible for everything, and you'll be damned if you believe otherwise. He actually believes that the John Lennon murder was a conspiracy, 9/11 conspiracy, fuck, even Area 51. AREA MOTHERFUCKING 51. He'd believe anything that you tell him if it involves the government covering it up. I can't wait for him to do a piece on Maddox's "Unfastened Coins: The Titanic Conspiracy" satirical parody on Loose Change.

The biggest fault in all of this is his logic. His logic is along the lines of "Oh, the government did it, but they covered up any proofs!" Good point, fucktard, but guess what: If you claim that this definition of you was really mandated by the government and they covered up any proof of it, I CANNOT argue otherwise. Even if I did come to you face to face.
Did you see Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura today?

Yeah, he totally proved that the Titanic sinking was a conspiracy!
by GodBoognishSatan November 22, 2010
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Codename Jesse

A TikToker who is famous for making dramatic skits
Codename Jesse needs to be on netflix
by gprillatalk March 30, 2020
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compassionate jesse

A badass uncle Jesse who cares about the well being of his three nieces.
Wow Steph, he truly is a compassionate Jesse...look at how he helped me with my math homework.
by Don Everest April 3, 2005
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