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Jesse McCartney

Basically, GOD. A totally cute, sweet and fun to hang out with guy who really is normal. And for all of those ou there who do not agree, it's probs because they are deaf, blind and stupid.
Did you see that guy? He was soo cute!
Yeah, that was Jesse McCartney
by jessemccartneygirl January 12, 2010
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jesse mccartney

the hottest guy eva 2 walk on this ugly - man infested earth!!
he is so hot!
hes my bf
i love u jesse marry me
how hot is jesse!
i no! hes so gorjuz
i love him! im gonna marry him!
no i am!
no shutup
i am
by milz April 24, 2005
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Jesse McCartney

A big bag of fail and piss mixed together with a long stick of shit.
by True Facts January 10, 2008
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jesse mccartney

an extremely hot 17 year old you is on the wb show summerland and sings some kind of lame songs but is still really hot
me- omg i love jesse mccartney he is soo hot!!
friend- ya but his songs suck
me- ya but he is really hot and i lvoe summerland
by jackie February 6, 2005
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jesse mccartney

1. a boy who is really good looking.

2. a boy who would look a lot better with my cock in his mouth.
jesse mccartney should suck my jock.
by m. wuornos January 27, 2005
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Jesse McCartney

A shitty fag that should die, he plays horrible music fit for pathetic High School girls, that don't realize how womanly he is. He has no balls and should be head butted in the ovaries.
Jesse McCartney is like Aaron Carter's faggy ass.
by Kickass Brandon Smith September 17, 2006
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Jesse McCartney

an ugly blonde haired idiot who can't sing and has no talent once so ever and who has 12 year old girls going crazy.
girl 1: omg jesse mccartney is just so hawt omg!
girl2: no he's no u are obviously blind u stupid idiot.
by blue_orchid August 6, 2006
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