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jerkolater

The act of receiving a ferocious handjob preferably with lotion while taping the end of the penis shut with duct tape (must be secured very tightly) until ejaculation has been reached. Pause for 1 minute and watch as the goo oozes out.
While moving some boxes, Kelly decided to give me a jerkolater with grape jelly and and some packing tape.
by Raw_dogging_and_bailing July 12, 2006
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JeKrodius

Future Hall of Fame wide reciever? A total animal. People often find this man as an asshole, cocky, single minded, bigot, and sarcastic. This man does not care about your judgemental words. This man is a master in sports commentary. He will say things the commentators on T.V. will say at least 5 seconds before they do. his attitude can be best compared to other celebrities like Chad Ochocinco and Dave Hume.
nice catch, you pwned noobs like JeKrodius.
by kevanpepper88 February 7, 2010
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Jerkout

Excessive or prolonged masturbation to the extent that it becomes a form of working out. Usually this results in sore forearms.
I got a serious jerkout after watching Anal Masters six times in a row last night.
by TayRexz April 21, 2011
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Professor Hans Jerkov

Slang normally used to denote the act of masturbation.
You saw the mess he did with his... addiction?
Yeah, apparently he consulted Professor Hans Jerkov.
by Polaris Alpha April 25, 2010
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Jerrod

A bad mothafukka ,dick game potent and isn't scared to eat a lil booty from the back , don't give a fuck cause a fuck is hard to give y
Man I'm on my Jerrod shit today
by The real nigga times March 13, 2017
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Jebrovah

And Jebrovah rained beer and girls upon his loyal bros.
by NilBilly April 8, 2010
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jerboi

1.) Your man. Or, your friend.

2.) Often times someone you "back" or "represent".
3.) This can also be you, referring to yourself in the 3rd person.

4.) This term can also be used in a derogatory sense, but in a sarcastic and often humorous way.
"Holler at Jerboi. He's the one bringing over the beers."

"I'm not sure Jerboi is handling his shit these days. I seen him maxing on some serious ho-ology at the bar last night"

"Jerboi is blowing it."

"Get at Jerboi, I told you I was feeling you already girl"
by typoscura April 18, 2010
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