Indiana Tear-Jerker

A sexual situation in which a man is simultaneously watching Schindler’s List and receiving a handjob

She gave me an Indiana Tear-Jerker last night; I've never felt so sad but so good at the same time

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Ninja Jerker

One who constantly masturbates and is amazingly never caught or interrupted while doing so.

Woah, Timmy is such a ninja jerker, I'm surprised that little giblet hasn't been caught by his mom.

by 1337 sauce August 26, 2007

phantom jerker

One who constantly and furiously masturbates into his webcam while on chat roulette.

Credit to Ashley

"Yeah, tonight chatting I've met about 6 tools, four lonely guys in the dark, and three phantom jerkers."

by psycho_gerbill22 on AIM March 15, 2010

sour jerker

a sour jerker is when a man is turned down by a women and he is sent home alone. since he was planing on having sex and has no partner he wacks off but still mad about not getting sex. thus jacking off with a sour face.

When you jack off so hard that your face looks liek you just ate alot of sour candy.

rod: look there is fish
jose: yea he never gets any he is such a sour jerker
rod: yea i know he is such a sour jerker

by dr3upmushroom September 26, 2004

horse jerker offer

To reach down and rub a stallions man parts to collect his fairy juice

“Hey kids I’m just your friendly neighborhood horse jerker offer”

by Jaybeau FL January 29, 2018

Quad Jerker

When you jerk a dude off by using your two hands and two feet to make him cum on your back and rub it in

"Babe wanna do the Quad Jerker tonight"
"Sure baby"

by Blixls October 7, 2021

the tear jerker

whilst doing a girl doggy, prepare a freshly cut lemon, one half in either hand and as you ejaculate inside her, lean over and thrust the lemons into her eyes, making the love making session very emotional.

dude i took that girl home after that date, i showed her the tear jerker.

by aaron and kristy March 29, 2009